InkedMaster
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Little Billy walks up to his Mom one day while she's folding clothes, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" asks Billy. "Well honey thats so the Groom knows his Bride is Pure." After comtemplating this for a few days Billy asks his Father. "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?" Well son, all household appliances come in white"...
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TOURETTE SYNDROME: It's no mother f*cking joke, you God d*mn c*ck sucking f*ck! "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy -Owner of eyesopened- and damn PROUD of her!
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