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slaverosebeauty -> Dating & Profile Definitions (5/21/2008 9:21:43 PM)
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29 ~ The advertised age of a woman in her late 30's. 39 ~ The advertised age of a woman in her early 50's.
Athletic ~ Term used by people who have been to the gym once in the previous calendar year.
Attraction ~ the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
Average ~ A term referring to someone's weight if they are within four sigmas of the middle of the bell curve. BBW, "Big Beautiful Woman" ~ A term used by women who have discovered that it's easier to euphemize than it is to hire a personal trainer.
Birth Control ~ avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men. Cheating ~ Having a 1979 issue of Playboy somewhere in the house. Curvy ~ What a woman who is at least 40 pounds overweight calls herself.
Dating ~ the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. E-mail ~ Form of internet communication that is intended to be deleted without a reply.
Easy ~ a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man. Eye Contact ~ a method utilized by one person to indicate that they are interested in another. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
Friend ~ a person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. Game-playing ~ Failing to decide halfway through the first date to be in an exclusive relationship.
Indifference ~ a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man to be "playing hard to get". Interesting ~ a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking. Irritating Habit ~ what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
Law of Relativity ~ how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
Love at First Sight ~ what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. Love Handles ~ What men call the rolls of fat that obscure their belts.
Nymphomaniac ~ a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does. Phone Number ~ A random string of numbers a woman gives a man to get rid of him. Player ~ Term referring to any man who has decided, after one or two dates in which sex may or may not have been involved, not to pursue a relationship with the person using the term (see "slut"). "Prefer Not to Say" ~ A term that warns people to assume the worst. Slut ~ Term referring to any woman who has decided, after one or two dates in which sex may or may not have been involved, not to pursue a relationship with the person using the term (see "player").
Sober ~ condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love. Stud ~ What a man calls himself when he just had his first date in two years.
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