rubberpet -> RE: Cheap Date (5/22/2008 3:49:56 AM)
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***slinking into the middle of a chick fight*** Heck, I remember driving home one night with Mistress in the passenger seat and running over a squirrel. Mistress freaked out a bit and asked what did I just run over. I simply replied, "Dinner! It's even been tenderized, too. Slap it on the radiator and we can get busy to the sizzlin' sound of BBQ squirrel!" [sm=sex.gif] "I hear the smell of burnt fur is an aphrodesiac in some places." Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Give this crazy Cajun a Volvo, a lead foot, a bit of gravel, and stupid squirrels and he can eat for a lifetime! [sm=yahoo.gif]
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