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darchChylde -> RE: Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say: (7/26/2008 1:00:03 PM)
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As a bonafied redneck myself:
1) You can't fry that!!!
2) What would Martha Stewart say?
3) Do these stretchpants make my butt look big?
4) Hell no i don't need a smoke, can't you see i'm holding Jr.?
5) That boy's just got too many dang names.
6) Naw, i'm more of a cat person.
7) Honey, don'r use the tongs to scratch there?
8) We're going green, check out my new hybrid tractor!
9) There are just too many Chevy Nova's on the road. (replace with Camaro, or T-Bird or whatever it is in where you're at; but in Meriwether County, Georgia every man and his cousin had a Nova).
10) No boy, you're not getting that Ford F-100; look at this Daihatsu here.
11) Maw, i think you used too much gravy this time.
12) "Redneck" is just not politically correct.
13) Bubba, ain't you got no sensitivity? Starin' at her melons like that's gotta make a girl uncomfortable.
14) White leather Sis? You look like one of them prostitutes.
15) Sorry, i can't make it to the bar; i've got an appointment to get my hair and nails.
16) These jeans are too greasy to wear out.
17) Those boots are done for, i should toss them and get a new pair.
I could go one forever, lol.
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