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Blonde joke - 5/23/2008 8:06:00 AM

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Blonde Joke(I swear I only looked at this as a dumb blonde joke until someone emailed me and said that I was a racist... I refrained from emailing them back about Mexican not being a race but I didn't know if they were blonde and may misunderstand me)
Two Mexicans men are on a bike along U.S. 52 about 15 miles outside of Lafayette, LA. One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the Trailer as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into the back with their bike, will he take them back into town and he agrees.

They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down
Sure enough a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding. The lady officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies 'Mexican eggs'.
The Blond Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look in the trailer. She opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
She gets on her radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible plus the Swat Team.The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that requires so many officers.
'I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it.. two have hatched and they've already managed to steal a bicycle.'

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RE: Blonde joke - 5/23/2008 9:48:19 AM

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{giggles}

I think it's funny. I don't see anything racist. :oP on those who think it is.

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RE: Blonde joke - 5/23/2008 5:17:01 PM

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If they cant enjoy and see the humor in a simple joke they sould get out of the humor section! this was funny

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RE: Blonde joke - 5/29/2008 9:05:07 PM

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4 blondes at a 4-way.

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RE: Blonde joke - 5/30/2008 1:41:43 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: camille65

Blonde Joke(I swear I only looked at this as a dumb blonde joke until someone emailed me and said that I was a racist... I refrained from emailing them back about Mexican not being a race but I didn't know if they were blonde and may misunderstand me)
Two Mexicans men are on a bike along U.S. 52 about 15 miles outside of Lafayette, LA. One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the Trailer as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into the back with their bike, will he take them back into town and he agrees.

They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down
Sure enough a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding. The lady officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies 'Mexican eggs'.
The Blond Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look in the trailer. She opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
She gets on her radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible plus the Swat Team.The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that requires so many officers.
'I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it.. two have hatched and they've already managed to steal a bicycle.'

LMAOROFL!!!!!

I think I saw that on an episode of COPS!!!

Besides, I live just outside of Lafayette. I think the local authorities must have nabbed them all because there aren't too many Mexicans around and my bike isn't missing!

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RE: Blonde joke - 5/30/2008 2:04:00 AM

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Excellent blonde joke... love it... consider it stolen! ;)

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RE: Blonde joke - 5/30/2008 5:09:34 PM

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quote:

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LMAOROFL!!!!! I think I saw that on an episode of COPS!!!

Besides, I live just outside of Lafayette. I think the local authorities must have nabbed them all because there aren't too many Mexicans around and my bike isn't missing!

Nah, they tried to swim in and the 'gators got 'em.

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RE: Blonde joke - 5/30/2008 5:12:22 PM

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*snort*

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RE: Blonde joke - 5/30/2008 7:35:00 PM

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A mosquito stops sucking if you slap it.

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RE: Blonde joke - 5/30/2008 7:59:39 PM

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the worm that turns

... why are blonde jokes (generally) so short?

So Men/Brunettes can remembe them!

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