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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 12:35:33 PM   
lusciouslips19


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Oh, I forgot about the guy who contacted me cause he wanted my dirty panties.


hey now, you said if I could make a good offer you would send em to me... :P


Why yes, if you make it worth my wild!

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 12:41:07 PM   
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I still get a chuckle from the guy who wants to watch me pop balloons with my fingernails, or stomp on them.  I used to think guys that were into watching women smoke were kinda off kilter, but now thats something I am totally used too.  


You had a balloon guy too? I had one that wanted me to blow up balloons as tight as I could, and them "Beat him viciously" with them. How do you do anything vicious with a balloon?

Another demanded that I get in the trunk of his car to be driven away when we met. I was all kinds of hauling ass to get back to my car.



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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 12:41:47 PM   
Aileen1968


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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

a dom from PA who wanted to know if read the morning paper



Heh...the paper bandit strikes again.  I think that guy has emailed every single female on this site.

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 1:13:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Oh, I forgot about the guy who contacted me cause he wanted my dirty panties.


hey now, you said if I could make a good offer you would send em to me... :P


Why yes, if you make it worth my wild!


Lushy, dear, you must learn the proper marketing lingo. They are not "dirty" panties, they are "seasoned" panties. The "dirty" panty crowd is a whole different market, and you prolly wanna stay away from that crowd. Just sayin'...


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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 1:52:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

a dom from PA who wanted to know if read the morning paper



Heh...the paper bandit strikes again.  I think that guy has emailed every single female on this site.


not quite, thankfully!
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 1:55:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: cjan

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Oh, I forgot about the guy who contacted me cause he wanted my dirty panties.


hey now, you said if I could make a good offer you would send em to me... :P


Why yes, if you make it worth my wild!


Lushy, dear, you must learn the proper marketing lingo. They are not "dirty" panties, they are "seasoned" panties. The "dirty" panty crowd is a whole different market, and you prolly wanna stay away from that crowd. Just sayin'...



Asher you need your people to contact my people. You must negotiate with my agent... Cjan.

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 2:01:59 PM   
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I met this crappy dom .......love fabric stores, ...........

Fucking wierd if you ask me...


please tell me this isn't you simplymichael. i'm already crushing on you and this would just make me melt in a puddle......

i'm sorry bsb

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 2:14:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel


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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

I met this crappy dom .......love fabric stores, ...........

Fucking wierd if you ask me...


please tell me this isn't you simplymichael. i'm already crushing on you and this would just make me melt in a puddle......

i'm sorry bsb


hey, get in line behind me. BSB feels honored when we crush on her man.

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 2:19:20 PM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 2:38:39 PM   
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bit by bit!

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 2:53:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		I had one who's fetish was taking rectal temperatures.  No, I didn't respond.  I like it in my ear.

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 3:43:51 PM   
ResidentSadist


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ORIGINAL: windchymes

I had one who's fetish was taking rectal temperatures.  No, I didn't respond.  I like it in my ear.
I've seen that more than once.

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 3:45:50 PM   
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I like it in my ear.


careful what you wish for....ya might get some wet willy's.... (ya know where they stick a wet finger in your ear)


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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 3:53:44 PM   
Leatherist


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I had one who's fetish was taking rectal temperatures.  No, I didn't respond.  I like it in my ear.


I suppose that might tie in nicely for the "hung like a gerbil" crowd.

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 3:56:50 PM   
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not met anyone here..you are all scared to meet me...you fear my charm and natural beauty.  you fear my youthful looking skin and hot smokin body.

you fear not giving me a greyhound ticket to meet you face to face.  so i can vacation in the usa and sun bathe and shop till i drop in victoria secret.

you fear not giving me your phone # because of my yummy voice (i have proof from 4 females about my yummy voice).

you can not handle THE FREAK OF THE NORTH!!!!



Hello faerytattodgirl. I have no doubt that I could handle ''THE FREAK OF THE NORTH''... cannot handle all this teasing though!! Bad girl! RL.

PS: I enjoy your ''sense of humor''... and I do not care what that makes me!

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 4:18:27 PM   
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Someone wanted to know if I would dress up in Classic Star Trek uniforms..... Everyday! 



Now, THAT one, I'd do!  
 

There was one guy who wanted me to wrestle his wife (fairly common, I know).
 
And one who contacted Master, out of the blue and in all sincerity, and offered a goodly sum to rent me for the weekend!

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 4:37:24 PM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 4:39:58 PM   
BossyShoeBitch


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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Oh, I forgot about the guy who contacted me cause he wanted my dirty panties.

oh...is that considered weird?  You can make some $$ there LL!

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 4:40:10 PM   
windchymes


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I like it in my ear.


careful what you wish for....ya might get some wet willy's.... (ya know where they stick a wet finger in your ear)



ewww, I hate those!

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 4:41:18 PM   
christine1


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Status: offline 		probably the one who said he wanted to drug me so that it seemed i was dead while he used me.  oh, but there was also the one who wanted to hypnotize me and turn me into a doll to display...like a mannequin.  hmmm, no thanks.

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