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Cute Funny - 5/24/2008 2:05:25 PM

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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her
quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know, I haven't had the flu all winter.'

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RE: Cute Funny - 5/24/2008 2:30:49 PM

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*snicker*

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RE: Cute Funny - 5/24/2008 4:06:51 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*snicker*

I second that snicker

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RE: Cute Funny - 5/24/2008 6:07:37 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: spinninsweetness

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*snicker*

I second that snicker

I see your snickers and raise you a *SNORT*

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RE: Cute Funny - 5/24/2008 6:10:58 PM

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I raise ya a *snickersnort*!!

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RE: Cute Funny - 5/24/2008 7:10:18 PM

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too funny!!!

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RE: Cute Funny - 5/25/2008 3:06:38 AM

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I will add a howl

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RE: Cute Funny - 5/25/2008 9:24:48 AM

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:)) i am forwarding it immediately

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RE: Cute Funny - 5/27/2008 7:35:39 AM

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That was funny

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RE: Cute Funny - 6/7/2008 8:35:15 PM

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I personally have an oversized martini glass sitting on my mantle with all sorts of condoms in it, I had it etched to say "share the booty, not the cootie"

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