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Griswold -> RE: Stupidest humans on Earth (5/25/2008 6:59:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Griswold, perhaps you should rent to them. Collect the rent on the 1st, wait two weeks, then knock on the door and tell them the rent is due again. Repeat as necessary. (I like your way of thinking!)

MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Stupidest humans on Earth (5/25/2008 7:06:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet Tell her that before she can enter the private entry, she must bring forth a shrubbery. I just spewed hot tea all over my laptop... But it was worth the mess... Thanks for starting my day with a good laugh

GreedyTop -> RE: Stupidest humans on Earth (5/25/2008 7:25:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet Tell her that before she can enter the private entry, she must bring forth a shrubbery. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UbtcmjfKa8&feature=related Found THIS while watching that

ResidentSadist -> RE: Stupidest humans on Earth (5/25/2008 11:24:26 AM)
I almost started to wonder what they could have been thinking… then again it is best not to ponder such matters. How did you keep a straight face through all that?

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Stupidest humans on Earth (5/25/2008 11:31:10 AM)
OMG. Maybe they were stoned? Please, tell me that they were under the influence of serious, wall melting psychedelics. If not, get ME some, because I am really scared now. And Phin? It's not just HIS testicles that are at issue here...

LadyRainfire -> RE: Stupidest humans on Earth (5/25/2008 11:32:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop quote: ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet Tell her that before she can enter the private entry, she must bring forth a shrubbery. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UbtcmjfKa8&feature=related Found THIS while watching that [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif] Ok, I'm trying to decide whether to die of laughter or be mortally offended that my favourite movie was spoofed..... Ahhhhh, to heck with it - I'll die of laughter and pass this on!!! Those are 2 of our favourite movies here!

Lordandmaster -> RE: Stupidest humans on Earth (5/25/2008 11:41:48 AM)
She doesn't, because she's afraid of getting a pregnancy in her stomach. quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild I just hope she does a lot of swallowing!

Griswold -> RE: Stupidest humans on Earth (5/25/2008 7:14:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist I almost started to wonder what they could have been thinking… then again it is best not to ponder such matters. How did you keep a straight face through all that? It wasn't easy...it reminded me of a meeting I once had with a City Councilman, at a podium, in front of a microphone and about 300 other city dwellers behind me, who (this city council) was reviewing one of our products for a federally mandated adjunct to their city streets...and he asked me under what conditions this product could be installed. My response: "So long as the surface is clean and dry, any one of your Public Works staff can install it". He then said "Please be more specific...what do you mean by 'clean and dry'?" I stopped for a second to try my best to answer him in a way that didn't make him look like a complete total fucking moron, as well as try to hold back tears of laughter welling up inside me and I said "well Sir...I mean by that that the uhmmmm....surface can't be dirty...and it can't uhmmmm....be wet". It took about 4 minutes for the citizenry behind me to stop laughing.

Phin -> RE: Stupidest humans on Earth (5/26/2008 2:00:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus And Phin? It's not just HIS testicles that are at issue here... this is true, but removing them will keep "them" from procreating. you could always do a historectomy using one of the plastic knives from McDs...

AOGT -> RE: Stupidest humans on Earth (6/1/2008 12:20:28 PM)
No No No, Need A Boat And Enough Gas For 50 Miles Travel, No Law Out There [;)]

AOGT -> RE: Stupidest humans on Earth (6/1/2008 12:22:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid quote: Perhaps they're too stupid to figure out how to do it successfully? You know better than that. Even stupid people have this unkanny knack of figuring out how to have sex, do, and produce more stupid kids. To bad stupid is not painful. Dragon Sure Stupid Can Be Painful... Like When The Fall Down Stairs They Didnt See, Or Tie Their Shoes Together Or Run Their Hand Through A Circular Saw...

LDRandAstarte -> RE: Stupidest humans on Earth (6/1/2008 5:02:50 PM)
Hmmmm Well I think the stupidest people in the world are; The people who are re-building homes and moving back into a coastal city, which will go nameless here, that has an average elevation of 7 feet below sea, because they didn't learn the first time they lost everything they owned!

MistressK1964 -> RE: Stupidest humans on Earth (6/1/2008 8:51:10 PM)
The people running O/our country are the stupidest people on the planet.

LeMis -> RE: Stupidest humans on Earth (6/2/2008 5:51:45 PM)
They sound like the perfect commercial/advertisement FOR birth control! [8\|] quote: ORIGINAL: Griswold Okay...I'm pretty sure I just met the stupidest couple on the planet...possibly in the entire galaxy. I'm trying to rent out the lower half of one of my rental houses...3 bedrooms, kitchen, W/D, etc. The stairway that connects the two halves is closed off with a false wall, and the lower section has two private entries and it says as such in the ad. Couple comes by, walks in and the woman says to me "I'm confused, your ad says that you're renting the lower half of the house, that it's closed off from the upper and it has two private entries....where is the lower half?" As we're standing in the (lower) unit, I said as politely as I could figure..."you may have noticed on the way in that this is a 2 story house and we are not currently in the upper portion of it....now, see the ceiling above you?" ("Yes", she said)..."well, that's actually the underside of floor of the upper part of the house, and you'll notice that this part of the house is below that part, making this the 'lower half'". "Okay" she said "but...where are the two private entries?" Somewhat amazed, I carefully collected my thoughts and said "well, that door you just walked through....that would be one of the two...and that door over there...that would be the other one". They're planning on having children.

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