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kitarina -> The REscue (5/24/2008 3:56:48 PM)



One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.

The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.

The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, "Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped."The boy replied, "I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved."




GreedyTop -> RE: The REscue (5/24/2008 4:13:13 PM)

lol




kitarina -> RE: The REscue (5/24/2008 4:17:49 PM)

hehehe my uncle would kill me lol




GreedyTop -> RE: The REscue (5/24/2008 4:19:43 PM)

I'd kill myself, if my Mom didn't do it first...




kitarina -> RE: The REscue (5/24/2008 4:22:44 PM)

laughs




Asherdelampyr -> RE: The REscue (5/24/2008 4:24:27 PM)

Id get a stick topush him under with

but then im mean like that




kitarina -> RE: The REscue (5/24/2008 4:29:41 PM)

id hand his ass a 500 pound weight and tell him top hold on tight.




BlackPhx -> RE: The REscue (5/24/2008 6:05:56 PM)

[sm=cheering.gif][sm=cheering.gif][sm=line.gif][sm=cheering.gif][sm=cheering.gif]

Poenkitten (wishing she could check Bush's IQ test)




SlavesLifeMaster -> RE: The REscue (5/25/2008 3:01:19 AM)

hell Id have told him to pull down his pants and bend over




Termyn8or -> RE: The REscue (5/25/2008 9:03:45 AM)

But the third kid had a defense : "But Dad, would you REALLY want Cheney in ?".

I've been told I would've made a great lawyer.

T




rubberpet -> RE: The REscue (5/25/2008 11:02:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

But the third kid had a defense : "But Dad, would you REALLY want Cheney in ?".

I've been told I would've made a great lawyer.

T


Hmmmm, Cheney would never make it into office because the fucker would drop dead of a heart attack the second he found out the good news!  [:D]




Termyn8or -> RE: The REscue (5/26/2008 7:09:04 AM)

rubber, are you just trying to make me feel good ?

On a serious note though, this story entails Bush keeping not one, but two promises. Now that's a riot.

T




rubberpet -> RE: The REscue (5/26/2008 9:42:19 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

rubber, are you just trying to make me feel good ?

On a serious note though, this story entails Bush keeping not one, but two promises. Now that's a riot.

T


Well, yeah...I'm a feel good person. [:D]  Once Bush drowned and Cheney dropped dead, Nancy Pelosi would be the new president.  Hmmmm, that's a bit interesting, isn't it?




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