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String Theory - 5/24/2008 3:59:41 PM   
kitarina


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A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here."

So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
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RE: String Theory - 5/24/2008 4:07:12 PM   
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Hehehehehehehehehe

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RE: String Theory - 5/24/2008 4:10:48 PM   
kitarina


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at least someone got it

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RE: String Theory - 5/24/2008 4:45:57 PM   
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 hehe ROLF, another good one thanks

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RE: String Theory - 5/24/2008 4:55:44 PM   
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funny!!!

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