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Aneirin -> A long time ago... (5/24/2008 7:02:54 PM)

Lest we forget the greater things of this world!

A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on it for the first time, vices & virtues floated around and were bored, not knowing what to do. One day, all the vices and virtues were gathered
together and were more bored than ever.

Suddenly, Ingenious came up with an idea:

"Let's play hide and seek!"

All of them liked the idea and immediately Madness shouted:
"I want to count, I want to count!"

And since nobody was crazy enough to want to seek Madness , all the others agreed. Madness leaned against a tree and started to count:
"One, two, three.."

As Madness counted, the vices and virtues went hiding.

Tenderness hung itself on the horn of the moon... Treason hid in a pile of garbage... Fondness curled up between the clouds...and Passion went to the centre of the earth.... Lie said that it would hide under a
stone, but hid at the bottom of the lake... whilst Avarice entered a sack that he ended up breaking.

And Madness continued to count: ...
"seventy nine, eighty, eighty one..."

By this time, all the vices and virtues were already hidden - except Love. For undecided as Love is, he could not decide where to hide. And this should not surprise us, because we all know how difficult it is to
hide Love.
Madness:
"...ninety five, ninety six, ninety seven..."

Just when Madness got to one hundred......... Love jumped into a rose bush where he hid. And Madness turned around and shouted:
"I'm coming, I'm coming!"

As Madness turned around, Laziness was the first to be found, because Lazines s had no energy to hide. Then he spotted Tenderness in the horn of the moon, Lie at the bottom of the lake and Passion at the centre of
the earth.

One by one , Madness found them all - except Love . Madness was getting desperate, unable to find Love. Envious of Love, Envy whispered to Madness:
"You only need to find Love and Love is hiding in the rose bush."

Madness grabbed a wooden pitch fork and stabbed wildly at the rosebush. Madness stabbed and stabbed until a heartbreaking cry made him stop. Love appeared from the rose bush, covering his face with his hands.
Between his fingers ran two trickles of blood from his eyes. Madness, so anxious to find Love, had stabbed out Love's eyes with a pitch fork.

"What have I done! What have I done!"
Madness shouted.
"I have left you blind! How can I repair it?"

And Love answered:

"You cannot repair my eyes. But if you want to do something for me, you can be my guide."

And so it came about that from that day on, Love is blind and is always accompanied by Madness.




FullCircle -> RE: A long time ago... (5/24/2008 7:16:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aneirin
A long time ago, before the world was created

quote:


Madness leaned against a tree and started to count:


Was it one of those trees that grow in space? 




GreedyTop -> RE: A long time ago... (5/24/2008 7:43:03 PM)

Aneirin.. that is one of the most excellent things I've read in ages :)

(hope you're well , darlin...)




cpK69 -> RE: A long time ago... (5/24/2008 7:49:08 PM)

The story has mistaken “love” for “lust”; desire.
 
Love would not have played such a silly game.

Edited to rephrase: It would be silly for love to play such a game. 




Termyn8or -> RE: A long time ago... (5/24/2008 11:29:32 PM)

There is some issue with the metaphors, but the subject KICKS FUCKING ASS !

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hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: A long time ago... (5/25/2008 12:19:15 AM)

I just want to know if I can swipe the story and use it for the next Bardic Compitition I'm in....




camille65 -> RE: A long time ago... (5/25/2008 2:18:07 AM)

I liked that.




MissMagnolia -> RE: A long time ago... (5/25/2008 2:22:10 AM)

Just beautiful, I loved it!!! Thank you Aneirin.[:)]




Aneirin -> RE: A long time ago... (5/25/2008 4:43:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: hizgeorgiapeach

I just want to know if I can swipe the story and use it for the next Bardic Compitition I'm in....


Hey, the story is unsigned, I was sent it, from a hedgy friend, as I see it in this world of woes, spread the story around.




LondonArt -> RE: A long time ago... (5/25/2008 5:34:11 AM)

Excellent, now I don't even have to bother clicking over to my email inbox for cheesy forwards. Truly this is a world of convenience.




MladyHathor -> RE: A long time ago... (5/25/2008 5:53:46 AM)

This was very good, thank you!![sm=applause.gif]




FullCircle -> RE: A long time ago... (5/25/2008 6:49:20 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Aneirin
Hey, the story is unsigned, I was sent it, from a hedgy friend, as I see it in this world of woes, spread the story around.

It's interesting to try and find the original author to such a work but the trail seems to stop at Alleen Wang 7/11/2004

http://www.xanga.com/felix_legion
http://thelefthanded.blogspot.com/2004_11_01_archive.html

Another slightly different version below can be found by Joseph Meagher who has even placed a (c) by it, I'm not sure this makes him the original author is though. This version was posted 12/11/2006.

http://fewfavthings.blogspot.com/atom.xml

A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on
it,  God had put all the human "qualities" in a separate room.

Since all the qualities were bored they decided to play hide & seek.

"Madness" was one of the qualities and he shouted:

                                                  "I want to count, I want to count!"

And since nobody was crazy enough to want to seek "Madness", all the
other qualities agreed. So "Madness" leaned against a tree and started
to count: "One, two,three..."

As "Madness" counted, the qualities went hiding.

"Treason" hid in a pile of garbage..

"Lie" said that it would hide under a stone, but hid at the bottom of
the lake. And Madness continued to count "... seventy nine, eighty,
eighty one..."  By this time, all the qualities were already hidden
except "Love ".  For stupid as "Love" is, he could not decide where to
hide. And this  should not surprise us, because we all know how
difficult it is to hide  "Love".

"Madness": "...ninety five, ninety six, ninety seven..." Just when
"Madness" got to one hundred........."Love" jumped into a rose bush
where  he hid.

And Madness turned around and shouted: "I'm coming, I'm coming!"

As Madness turned around, "Laziness" was the first to be found,
because "Laziness" was too lazy to hide. "Madness" searched madly and
found "Lie" at the bottom of the lake. One by one, Madness found them
all  except Love. Madness was getting desperate, unable to find Love.

Envious of Love, "Envy" whispered to "Madness" "You only need to find
Love, and Love is hiding in the rose bush."

"Madness" Jumped on the rose bush and he heard loud cry. The thorns in
the  bush had pierced "Loves" eyes. Hearing the commotion God came into
the  room  and saw what had happened. He got very angry and cursed
"Madness" and  said  since "Love" has become blind because of u ...u
shall always be with  him"  And so it came about that from that day on,

"Love is blind and is always accompanied by Madness!

Joseph Meagher (C)
 




Aneirin -> RE: A long time ago... (5/25/2008 7:47:06 AM)

Of course, is someone should come up with an originating author, they as any originator deserves the credit and should be noted for their fine efforts.




Arpig -> RE: A long time ago... (5/25/2008 1:25:44 PM)

A lovely tale, one that I can't dispute...thanks for posting it




Roselaure -> RE: A long time ago... (5/25/2008 1:43:47 PM)

Lovely little parable, or allegory, I can't keep those straight, maybe it's neither, but I like it!

It reminds me of a verse a wonderful,crusty old attorney friend of mine used to use about the legal system.

"Virtue and Grace once ruled this place and an Angel stood watch at the door.  Now the Angel has fled, and Virtue is dead, and poor old Grace is a whore."




cpK69 -> RE: A long time ago... (5/25/2008 4:21:58 PM)

Love is about truth and acceptance. Anyone who thinks that truth hides, has their eyes closed.
 
Blind acceptance, doesn’t sound all that smart to me. What is acceptance accepting, if it can not see?




dovie -> RE: A long time ago... (5/25/2008 6:11:52 PM)

Thanks for sharing this...Made me smile.

dovie




Griswold -> RE: A long time ago... (5/25/2008 7:23:50 PM)

[:D]




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