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LadyEllen -> RE: Latest (and dumbest) Rightie Rant (5/26/2008 6:52:43 AM)

Everyone is an Islamic terrorist - unless they can prove otherwise on a daily basis by attending party meetings. Thats how it works I thought?

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kittinSol -> RE: Latest (and dumbest) Rightie Rant (5/26/2008 6:56:36 AM)

Well, not if you're scandinavian looking, then you're automatically not a Muslim, and therefore you're not a terrorist, since all Muslims are terrorists, and have Mediterranean moustaches, according to the more enlightened individuals on these forum boards.




Sanity -> RE: Latest (and dumbest) Rightie Rant (5/26/2008 7:04:08 AM)


Here's my favorite quote:


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You see Rachael donning the Palestinian kaffiyeh above, while shilling Homer Simpson's favorite toric delicacies. I must admit that the scarf pairs nicely with the Swastika earrings.

I'll take one glazed, a large coffee, and death to the Jews... to go!

http://exurbanleague.com/2008/05/23/israel-runs-from-dunkin.aspx#Comment





LadyEllen -> RE: Latest (and dumbest) Rightie Rant (5/26/2008 7:08:52 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Well, not if you're scandinavian looking, then you're automatically not a Muslim, and therefore you're not a terrorist, since all Muslims are terrorists, and have Mediterranean moustaches, according to the more enlightened individuals on these forum boards.


So I should be OK with light hair, blue eyes and fair complexion?

Crikey its good to be part of the master race.

If only I could grow a little moustache to go with my shiny boots and armband...

E




windchymes -> RE: Latest (and dumbest) Rightie Rant (5/26/2008 7:10:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Well, not if you're scandinavian looking, then you're automatically not a Muslim, and therefore you're not a terrorist, since all Muslims are terrorists, and have Mediterranean moustaches, according to the more enlightened individuals on these forum boards.


Exactly, then you're an Aryan-looking Nazi. It all works out.




TheHeretic -> RE: Latest (and dumbest) Rightie Rant (5/26/2008 7:44:02 AM)

        Now here is the curious thing.  Most of the little, independent donut shops around here are still owned and operated by Asian immigrants.  The Palestinian immigrants buy liquor stores.

       Perhaps "time to make the donuts" conflicts with time to pray?




Zensee -> RE: Latest (and dumbest) Rightie Rant (5/26/2008 7:56:58 AM)

Good God, people! Can't you see what they are doing!?!?!

Promoting sugar and fat laden cardiac-bombs destined to kill thousands. Creating a generation of children who won't fit into uniform or behind the controls of a fighter jet.

Wake up America! The enemy is within the gates, serving you coffee!


Z.


PS: Oh nice - this entirely relevent thread gets sent to the humour section - May we ask why? It's not a POLL and just because the topic is laughable doen't mean it is random stupidity.




slaveboyforyou -> RE: Latest (and dumbest) Rightie Rant (5/26/2008 8:04:51 AM)

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Now here is the curious thing.  Most of the little, independent donut shops around here are still owned and operated by Asian immigrants.  The Palestinian immigrants buy liquor stores.

      Perhaps "time to make the donuts" conflicts with time to pray?


The curious thing about my town is there are no national chain donut shops.  All of them are locally owned by American natives.  None of them are open past noon either.  I have never understood that. 

Now there are a few liquor stores owned by immigrants.  The one I frequent is a block down the street from me.  It's owned by a French guy.  He knows me by name and knows what I am going to buy when I come in.  I usually stand there and chit-chat with for about 10 minutes before I leave. 




FullCircle -> RE: Latest (and dumbest) Rightie Rant (5/26/2008 8:09:39 AM)

Strange how they call ring donuts ring donuts where as they are the only kind of real donut. If a donut hasn't got a hole in it should be called a doblob or just doe.




kittinSol -> RE: Latest (and dumbest) Rightie Rant (5/26/2008 8:29:17 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Zensee

Promoting sugar and fat laden cardiac-bombs destined to kill thousands. Creating a generation of children who won't fit into uniform or behind the controls of a fighter jet.

Wake up America! The enemy is within the gates, serving you coffee!



Good luck: it's too busy dosing off from the poison.

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PS: Oh nice - this entirely relevent thread gets sent to the humour section - May we ask why? It's not a POLL and just because the topic is laughable doen't mean it is random stupidity.



A commentary by the powers that be, maybe.




windchymes -> RE: Latest (and dumbest) Rightie Rant (5/26/2008 8:33:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Zensee



PS: Oh nice - this entirely relevent thread gets sent to the humour section - May we ask why? It's not a POLL and just because the topic is laughable doen't mean it is random stupidity.



The mods are Islam terrorists. [8|]




Sanity -> RE: Latest (and dumbest) Rightie Rant (5/26/2008 9:56:42 AM)


Yet you so love her thumb on the scale when it's someone you disagree with who is being muzzled.


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PS: Oh nice - this entirely relevent thread gets sent to the humour section - May we ask why? It's not a POLL and just because the topic is laughable doen't mean it is random stupidity.




Level -> RE: Latest (and dumbest) Rightie Rant (5/26/2008 10:09:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

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ORIGINAL: Zensee



PS: Oh nice - this entirely relevent thread gets sent to the humour section - May we ask why? It's not a POLL and just because the topic is laughable doen't mean it is random stupidity.



The mods are Islam terrorists. [8|]


You are in such trouble.




christine1 -> RE: Latest (and dumbest) Rightie Rant (5/26/2008 10:19:30 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Zensee

Good God, people! Can't you see what they are doing!?!?!

Promoting sugar and fat laden cardiac-bombs destined to kill thousands. Creating a generation of children who won't fit into uniform or behind the controls of a fighter jet.

Wake up America! The enemy is within the gates, serving you coffee!


Z.




i wonder what bacon wrapped donuts would taste like?




Sundowner -> RE: Latest (and dumbest) Rightie Rant (5/26/2008 12:05:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Well, not if you're scandinavian looking, then you're automatically not a Muslim, and therefore you're not a terrorist, since all Muslims are terrorists, and have Mediterranean moustaches, according to the more enlightened individuals on these forum boards.


So I should be OK with light hair, blue eyes and fair complexion?

Crikey its good to be part of the master race.

If only I could grow a little moustache to go with my shiny boots and armband...

E



No way lady!

I notice you haven't taken your shoes off for inspection yet; ergo you must be suspect.   [:@]




Hippiekinkster -> RE: Latest (and dumbest) Rightie Rant (5/26/2008 12:12:59 PM)

Well, fuck, Michelle Malkin IS  a joke, so mayhap the thread is appropriately placed,




LadyEllen -> RE: Latest (and dumbest) Rightie Rant (5/26/2008 12:40:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Well, not if you're scandinavian looking, then you're automatically not a Muslim, and therefore you're not a terrorist, since all Muslims are terrorists, and have Mediterranean moustaches, according to the more enlightened individuals on these forum boards.


So I should be OK with light hair, blue eyes and fair complexion?

Crikey its good to be part of the master race.

If only I could grow a little moustache to go with my shiny boots and armband...

E



No way lady!

I notice you haven't taken your shoes off for inspection yet; ergo you must be suspect.   [:@]


But...... I'm a member of the master race; ergo, I dont take my boots off myself!

E




orfunboi -> RE: Latest (and dumbest) Rightie Rant (5/26/2008 1:00:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1

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ORIGINAL: Zensee

Good God, people! Can't you see what they are doing!?!?!

Promoting sugar and fat laden cardiac-bombs destined to kill thousands. Creating a generation of children who won't fit into uniform or behind the controls of a fighter jet.

Wake up America! The enemy is within the gates, serving you coffee!


Z.




i wonder what bacon wrapped donuts would taste like?


Not sure, but bacon around a bagel might work




JohnWarren -> RE: Latest (and dumbest) Rightie Rant (5/26/2008 3:02:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kitteinSol

Well, not if you're scandinavian looking, then you're automatically not a Muslim, and therefore you're not a terrorist, since all Muslims are terrorists, and have Mediterranean moustaches, according to the more enlightened individuals on these forum boards.


One of the proofs I offer that we don't have much to fear from the raghead crowd is, as far as I've been able to tell, they haven't recruited in the Islamic areas of the former Yugoslavia.   After the benign (and lethal) neglect shown in places like Srebrenica, there are a heck of a lot of really pissed off people who are both Islamic and have blonde hair and blue eyes.

Given the racial profiling in place now, they would probably be carried on the shoulders of the TSA worker right to the plane.




Manawyddan -> RE: Latest (and dumbest) Rightie Rant (5/31/2008 3:00:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: windchymes
If you wanna piss off the dumbasses, just buy more Dunkin' Donuts products, keep the stock prices up [8D].


Actually, I'm inclined to boycott them now because they knuckled under so easily to a bunch of racists.




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