petdave
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly when i flew on business i always wanted to sit in the back of the plane cause i heard that people in the back died first and...hell...why prolong the agony. Then someone asked if a plane ever BACKED into a mountain. From then on i was too drunk to care where i sat. *laugh* Excellent policy! i'm not afraid to fly, but holy shit do i hate the airport/"security" aggravation... Not to mention the delays, the endless wallet-draining, the tiny seats (gotta love being smacked in the shoulder by the drink cart EVERY time it goes by), more delays, airports with a dozen restaurants that all stop serving food at 9 PM SHARP (fuck you, Columbus OH), not being able to bring a damn normal tube of toothpaste with me, not getting honey-roasted peanuts anymore, bathrooms that are too small for normal people to have sex in, more fees, the seventeen catalogs crammed into the seatback pocket that take up one of your three inchest of legroom, more delays... BLEAH. i'd much rather throw together an Ultralight in my garage, launch it off the boardwalk going out to my marsh, and park it out on a golf course somewhere in Atlanta when i need to travel.. But, hell, i'll drive just about anywhere... coast to coast in 83 hours, but i know i could beat the fuck out of that with better weather and a bigger fuel tank...
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