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Irishknight -> Pick your cabinet (5/27/2008 10:37:41 AM)
Here's an idea that I think sounds like fun. Imagine that you were elected president and tell us who your cabinat picks would be. Since its for fun, make up your own cabinet seats as well. Here are some of mine. Domaviator, you seem to have a heartless and frighteningly cold grasp of the best way to wage a war. You get to be my Secretary of Defense. if you want, we'll change it to Offense because i never played well at defense. Bipolarbar, I am putting you in charge of telling me where to stick it when I start going to far to the right. We'll figure out an official title later because I'm not surer that there is a Secretary of Stick It. We'll even get you a really big megaphone because sometimes I don't hear so well. Kitten, I think I would ask you to be my Secretary of Foriegn Affairs. I have several positions in mind that we need to discuss. I need an atheist for my Secretary of Religion. Any takers? I'll put down more when I think of them.

kittinSol -> RE: Pick your cabinet (5/27/2008 11:54:37 AM)
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DomAviator -> RE: Pick your cabinet (5/27/2008 4:37:12 PM)
Irish, thank you and it is with great honor I accept the position of secretary of defense. :D Hmmmm now if it were me elected... I think I would make you Director of Homeland Security. Lady Ellen would be secretary of state. Popeye Secretary of Defense. Celtic would head up FEMA, Moderator11 would be CIA director and Attorney General which would be a merged position. Aynne would be Secretary of the Interior, Slaveboy secretary of Education, Owner59 would be appointed to be the Ambassador to Greenland, the Bipolar dude would be declared an enemy of the state and sent to Gitmo for deprogramming along with a few others, and a certain female member shall not be named would be immediately deported. I would also like to offer LittleMissHaven, LezSlaveGirl, and Allie1027 positions as First Lady (whoever gets it first) or White House Internships...... [:D]

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Pick your cabinet (5/27/2008 4:39:20 PM)
i should be mad that my name isnt there...but instead IM FUMING...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

DomAviator -> RE: Pick your cabinet (5/27/2008 4:44:02 PM)
OK OK OK , Faery is the director of the National Endowment for the Arts. Happy now? [:D] You could be a whitehouse intern too if that doesnt work for ya?

bipolarber -> RE: Pick your cabinet (5/27/2008 4:55:57 PM)
I'd make Faery the head of "Lesbian Outreach." I think I'd make Fetish Diva Midori the head of intelligence... she once said she often fantasizes about being an "information gatherer" for some third world country. Popeye= press secretary. Lucky Albatross = Minister of Information. (She's just too good with that "series of tubes" known as the internet. Then I'd load the Supreme Court with Goreans, and just sit back and watch the USA burn, like Nero fiddling during the Roman BBQ.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Pick your cabinet (5/27/2008 4:57:48 PM)
i apoint myself the head of SAM. SMART ASSED MASOCHIST incase you didnt know what sam was.

celticlord2112 -> RE: Pick your cabinet (5/27/2008 5:13:28 PM)
If I were elected....well first thing I would do is demand a recount. As for the cabinet.... DomAviator would be Secretary of Defense--actually I'd give that department back its proper name, so DA would be Secretary of War. OrionTheWolf would be Attorney General. SimplyMichael would be Commerce Secretary. As for my First Lady.....you know who you are![;)]

TheHeretic -> RE: Pick your cabinet (5/27/2008 7:57:16 PM)
Department of Agriculture: MNottertail/#6 Department of Defense: FirmHandKY Department of the Interior: dcnovice Department of Commerce: DomiGuy Department of Justice: DomKen Department of Labor: Owner59 Department of Education: KittenSol Department of State: SimplyMichael Department of Energy: SugarMyChurro Department of Transportation: LadyEllen Department of Health and Human Services: JuliaOceania Department of the Treasury: Griswold Department of Homeland Security: Level Department of Veteran’s Affairs: Popeye Department of Housing and Urban Development: HippieKinkster Several of you will be looking at serious budget cuts, and a rewriting of policies and mission.

GreedyTop -> RE: Pick your cabinet (5/27/2008 7:59:52 PM)
see... I read the thread title, and the first thing that came to mind was Marshall cabinets. Followed by white pine with glass fronts. sigh

Irishknight -> RE: Pick your cabinet (5/27/2008 8:01:13 PM)
lol ... but those do sound nice GT

Hippiekinkster -> RE: Pick your cabinet (5/27/2008 8:10:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop see... I read the thread title, and the first thing that came to mind was Marshall cabinets. Followed by white pine with glass fronts. sigh What, you don't like my Rock Maple cabinets w/ stained glass? <pouts>

GreedyTop -> RE: Pick your cabinet (5/27/2008 9:50:34 PM)
LOVE them..you know I do! but when the ex and I remodeled our house, in TN, we put it white pine.. sigh I miss that kitchen.

Hippiekinkster -> RE: Pick your cabinet (5/27/2008 9:58:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop LOVE them..you know I do! but when the ex and I remodeled our house, in TN, we put it white pine.. sigh I miss that kitchen. White pine can be a gorgeous wood. The breezeway in the house I grew up in until I was 12 was a light Knotty pine. nice.

petdave -> RE: Pick your cabinet (5/27/2008 10:18:37 PM)
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives- Ted Nugent Secretary of Transportation- Jeremy Clarkson (or Jay Leno if i can't get him to emigrate) Department of Education- a hot Domme in a nun's uniform. Auditions are now open. Secretary of the Treasury- i'd take care of that myself. i don't trust other people with my dough. i mean, my country's dough. i mean, our country's dough.. Yeah. i'm not sure who would be the Secretary of Defense, but i'd definitely re-name the position to "Vice-President of Nuking the Shit Out Of Punk-Ass Bitches Who Wanna Front"

GreedyTop -> RE: Pick your cabinet (5/27/2008 10:40:12 PM)
snort

Termyn8or -> RE: Pick your cabinet (5/28/2008 12:13:36 AM)
Maybe this is the wong kind of question to ask me, but then you didn't, did you ? Anyone who does not like my answer is free to move along. Either the post will move along and become 2,000 pages or it dies out and, well it still goes down. First of all if by some trick of fate I became President, Ron Paul would be my vice Pres and I would also declare him "Secretary of the secrectaries". We would most defininitely get Trafficant out, but I don't know exactly what post he should fill. The rest of the list would put hair on your chect, curl it, and take it off all in one fell swoop. T

UtopianRanger -> RE: Pick your cabinet (5/28/2008 12:30:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Irishknight Here's an idea that I think sounds like fun. Imagine that you were elected president and tell us who your cabinat picks would be. Since its for fun, make up your own cabinet seats as well. Here are some of mine. In no particular order..... Health and Human Services - Chaingang Fed Chairman - Subfever Defense Secretary - Firmhand /John Warren Treasury Secretary - Faramir EPA Chief - LordandMaster{LaM} Department of Veteran’s Affairs - Popeye Department of Transportation - MeatCleaver Department of Education - Lil' Caitlin / Cyberdude Commerce / Trade Czar - MercnBeth Secretary of State - JuliaOceania Department of Agriculture - Arpig Department of Labor - NorthernGent Press Secretary - Puella Department of the Interior - Stef Department of Housing and Urban Development - DustyGold Attorney General - Cloudboy FEMA Director - Level Department of Homeland Security - Sinergy Energy Czar - Thompson NASA Chief/Director - Realone - R [;)]

JulieorSarah -> RE: Pick your cabinet (5/28/2008 2:07:39 AM)
Vice President: Johnny Depp (in charge of my vice) Secretary of State: Elizabeth Windsor (most experience in dealing with States) Secretary of Defence: Arnold Schwarzanagger aka Terminator Treasuary: Bill Gates and/or Richard Branson .. they know how to get it and to increase it! Welfare: Mother Teresa, Health: Nigella Lawson, Rosemary Staunton, Jane Fonda, Arnold Schwarzaagger to enforce - first task to de-commercialise the drug industries world wide. Sport: Global Olympic Team Education: Dr Seuss, Roal Dahl, Alfred Hichcock, Whoopie Goldberg Arts: Derek Jacobi, Judi Dench, Margaret Smith, Kevin Spacey, Dame Joan Sutherland, Missy Higgins, Picasso, Michalangelo and for fun Ozzy Osbourne. Prisons: The Spanish Inquistion

atursvcMaam -> RE: Pick your cabinet (5/28/2008 4:58:48 AM)
i would simply issue everyone a rifle, 20 rounds of ammunition, and declare it open season for 6 months. 6 months later, i would emerge from my bulletproof office, and offer cabinet positions to anyone who could show me more than 50 of the original issue rounds. This is one of the many reasons they would never make me president.

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