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AquarianMale53 -> And The Light Goes On (5/28/2008 10:03:48 AM)
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An 80-year-old man goes for a physical.
All of his tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are you doing
mentally and emotionally ? Are you at peace with God ?'
George replies, 'God and I have a great understanding.
He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in
the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof !
The light goes on.
When I'm done, poof ! The light goes off.'
'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the concerned doctor calls George's wife.
'Ethel,' he says, 'George is doing fine ! But I had to call you
because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof !
The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's finished, poof ! The light goes
Off ?'
'Oh my God !' Ethel exclaims.
'He's pissing in the fridge again !
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