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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

In Church, you dress up
In the bedroom, you strip down

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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

just a little humor to brighten everyone's day:

In Church you say: "Praise God"
In the bedroom you say: "Oh, God...Oh, God...OH MY GOD!!!!"

In Church, you kneel and beg forgiveness for sins
In the bedroom, you not only beg for forgiveness, but for sex also

In Church, you put money in an offering plate
In the bedroom (where a prostitute is involved), you put money in someone's hands.

In Church, you dress up
In the bedroom, you strip down

In Church, you seek the light
In the bedroom, you seek the light switch.

(please add your own comparison)

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ORIGINAL: SinLee

In Church you get on your knees to pray
In the bedroom, you put your prey on their knees