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Asherdelampyr -> CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS (5/29/2008 7:52:59 AM)


A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.




sirsholly -> RE: CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS (5/29/2008 7:54:04 AM)

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GreedyTop -> RE: CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS (5/29/2008 8:02:48 AM)

*thumps Asher on the skull*  That was BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!




Asherdelampyr -> RE: CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS (5/29/2008 8:57:19 AM)

its not my fault... my auntie sent it to me




parttimehotty -> RE: CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS (5/29/2008 8:59:21 AM)

Love it!




Asherdelampyr -> RE: CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS (5/29/2008 9:00:51 AM)

OMG it didnt say [Awaiting Approval]

YAY!




parttimehotty -> RE: CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS (5/29/2008 9:41:04 AM)

Lol! Yes, I am officially OFF of lockdown!
I expect to be free for about, say, a month, then it's back to

{Awaiting Approval}[sm=hippie.gif]




virgini970 -> RE: CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS (5/29/2008 4:24:55 PM)

that's just to funny i love you jokes thanks
Nails.




mztresn0w -> RE: CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS (5/29/2008 4:34:09 PM)

LOL




MstrVik -> RE: CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS (5/29/2008 4:38:06 PM)

That's so MEAN [:D] Loved it!


(I roll my own actually - cigarettes that is... hehe - taste far better.. [:)])




GreedyTop -> RE: CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS (5/29/2008 4:47:18 PM)

*so not going there*




mercifulsiren -> RE: CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS (5/29/2008 5:49:35 PM)

I love that joke Asher. 




rubberpet -> RE: CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS (5/30/2008 1:47:46 AM)

[sm=Groaner.gif]




JulieorSarah -> RE: CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS (5/30/2008 7:40:10 PM)

years ago my husband was building something in the back yard, i was out visiting and he rang and left a message via my girlfriend's husband to buy a phillips head on the way home ... i knew nothing and thought he wanted light globes (phillips is a brand), i paid for that for years!




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