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RE: if aliens were to land - 5/29/2008 3:41:23 PM

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If aliens landed, I would lie and tell them I was French. Then I would say that I have met with them in order to have sex with their whole family. I that didn't go well, I'd call Eddie Izzard and complain that recycling his gag didn't work.

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RE: if aliens were to land - 5/30/2008 1:52:38 AM

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If the Aliens looked like Pamela Anderson at 21. They would roll the red carpet out for her, with big hard on's of course.

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RE: if aliens were to land - 5/30/2008 2:47:50 AM

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If aliens landed, and they were from Nibiru, and they used oil based fuels, and they looked like Pamela A, it would make Zacharia Sitchin very happy. Hell, I have been a fan of his since his Ann Arbor MI talk radio show. He has worked his ass off, I would be happy for him if he could get some Pamela tail and pump some oil!.

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RE: if aliens were to land - 5/30/2008 2:52:59 AM

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I'd love it if all the aliens looked like Pamela Anderson at 21, and all our politicos and global capitalists dumped their wives to get with an alien as an act of "galactic friendship"

Only to find that on the alien planet, the ones who look like Pam are the guys and they have a twelve inch penis, with eight inch girth.

Shortly thereafter, the alien guys would rule every country with unanimous support, having been the first and only beings in history to have fucked our "glorious leaders"

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