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Private Detective joke..... - 5/29/2008 2:31:29 PM   
MstrObjectmaker


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What did the Private Dick say to the condom?




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RE: Private Detective joke..... - 5/29/2008 2:32:42 PM   
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Cover me I'm going in!

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RE: Private Detective joke..... - 5/29/2008 4:03:12 PM   
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< Message edited by AMaster -- 5/29/2008 4:04:21 PM >

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RE: Private Detective joke..... - 5/29/2008 4:54:26 PM   
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(Columbia Tri-Star pictures presents)
Johnny Farrell and Nora Temple in
A DAME CALLED O
(imagine picture of rita hayworth with in a torn corset, one nipple poking out, hair mussed, panting, moist lips, heavy-lidded eyes staring into you - it's almost enough to distract from the cat-o-nine in one hand and the smoking gun in the other.  The shadow of a man silouhetted in a doorway rolls over the unmade bed with the corpse behind her)
Exploitation - Kidnapping - Bondage - Blackmail - Moidah
Never has the silver screen seen such a femme fatale!
(guest appearance by Joel Cairo.  Directed by John Huston)


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well, ok, that's what *I* picture when I think of private dick and condom.  They're both gonna get used and they don't even know it!

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RE: Private Detective joke..... - 5/30/2008 4:17:15 AM   
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Ok....So it was pretty lame.......

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RE: Private Detective joke..... - 5/30/2008 8:43:31 AM   
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Well done.

(As usual!)

Tee

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RE: Private Detective joke..... - 5/30/2008 7:45:10 PM   
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Rita Hayworth reminnds me of the look on Morgan Freeman's face in the movie scene in Shawshank
Humprey Bogart = Private Detective, and i'm his girl.

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RE: Private Detective joke..... - 6/7/2008 8:20:47 PM   
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knee slapper

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