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More hunting humor - 5/29/2008 7:00:37 PM

MakeMeSmile4U

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My husband tells me Saturday night that he's going hunting in the morning and that he wants me to go too. I don't hunt. He knows this. So I tell him there is no WAY I'm going hunting. He says "That's fine, before I go you can either take it in the ass or give me a blowjob".

4am rolls around and he wakes me up: "What's it gonna be? Anal or a bj?" I get out of bed and drop to my knees... and I'm simply disgusted!!! "Damn you taste like shit!!"

"I know", he says, "The dog didn't wanna go either".

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RE: More hunting humor - 5/29/2008 7:15:25 PM

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RE: More hunting humor - 5/29/2008 7:17:28 PM

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aww c'mon... lol

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RE: More hunting humor - 5/29/2008 7:26:52 PM

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lol

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RE: More hunting humor - 5/29/2008 8:01:16 PM

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i lurved it

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RE: More hunting humor - 5/29/2008 9:53:34 PM

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SOOOOOOOOOO wrong, but funny.

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RE: More hunting humor - 5/30/2008 1:32:40 AM

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ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72

SOOOOOOOOOO wrong, but funny.

I'm with ya there...but that was funny!

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RE: More hunting humor - 6/7/2008 8:27:06 PM

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mmmm doggy style just got dirtier....

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