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The ex mother in law - 5/30/2008 9:29:27 AM

dommaster52

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I have to tell someone to lighten the load as it were,Well wednesday was my ex mother in laws birthday,and as a treat i took her to london to madam tusaulds wax works,well we were looking around and made our way into the chamber of horrors,we werent there 5 minutes when an assistant pulled me to one side and said,could you possibly keep the lady moving only we are stock taking,now im not saying shes ugly but instead of a dogs picture on my door ive the ex mother in laws glad to say ive never been burgled,but then ive always felt that if ugly was a crime the british goverment would bring back hanging.

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RE: The ex mother in law - 5/30/2008 9:30:42 AM

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ok...

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RE: The ex mother in law - 5/30/2008 9:35:48 AM

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doesnt translate to funny...but i do know theres a joke in there....its an oldie....cant quite recall.

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RE: The ex mother in law - 5/30/2008 9:42:08 AM

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Huh???

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RE: The ex mother in law - 5/31/2008 11:25:18 AM

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hmmm

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RE: The ex mother in law - 5/31/2008 11:55:00 AM

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I'm not a make fun of peoplefan. Don Rickles never did it for me. niether does you are so ugly jokes.

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RE: The ex mother in law - 6/1/2008 3:50:51 PM

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Take note! That was the forum equivalent of a drunk dial.

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