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Crazy or No? - 5/30/2008 9:37:28 AM

CalifChick

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I got this in an email today, and I haven't seen it before:

A visitor at a mental institution asked the Director how they determine who needs to be institutionalized. The Director said, "It's very simple. We fill up a bathtub with water, and put out a bucket, a teacup, and a teaspoon, and tell them to empty the tub."

The visitor says, "Oh, I get it. They should use the bucket because it's bigger than the other two."

The Director says, "No, a normal person would pull the plug. Would you like the bed closest to the window?"

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At the bottom of the email it says... are you going to pass this along, or would you like the bed next to mine?

Cali

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RE: Crazy or No? - 5/30/2008 9:41:00 AM

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thats priceless! LMAO!!

(did you accept the bed?)

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RE: Crazy or No? - 5/30/2008 11:21:58 AM

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Mmmmmm, I just want the straitjacket and rubber room myself!

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RE: Crazy or No? - 5/30/2008 11:38:34 AM

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a little Thorazine enhanced vacation is what most single mothers long for.....and if my ass hangs out the back of the johnny im wearing all the better....

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RE: Crazy or No? - 5/30/2008 7:49:27 PM

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i'll take the one overlooking the maple tree!

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RE: Crazy or No? - 6/7/2008 8:19:42 PM

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yes ma'am

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RE: Crazy or No? - 6/7/2008 10:51:13 PM

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Here is one that gave me some laughs!

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

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RE: Crazy or No? - 6/8/2008 10:31:20 AM

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Sorry Cali--I realized I posted in the wrong spot, and could not erase it!

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