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RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet - 5/30/2008 7:51:23 PM

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... so seamless, that you don't even realize you have a closet bitch........

Your laundry might look good, but she'd end up crumbled and wrinkly like an old prune. Not to mention the nefarious effect of the lack of Vitamin D on the complexion. But hey! Whatever rocks your boat

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RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet - 5/30/2008 8:05:21 PM

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Compare and contrast that to the lady that sat on the toilet seat for two years in case she had to poop, and they had to cut her skin off the seat to get her out, I dunno-------

bitches is crazy.

What's a feller to do?

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RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet - 5/30/2008 9:42:18 PM

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I had a parasitic bitch living in my house and eating my food too... Twice. They were called "wives" LOL

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RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet - 5/30/2008 9:48:02 PM

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What I would like to know .. is I don't go into the closets in my house everyday but I do often enough that I think I would notice if there was some silly thin chick who was hiding in there...... How do you not know there is someone else in your house. I mean she would have had to make noise... on the other hand maybe he thought he had a really big rat living in his house or some other annoying pest....

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RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet - 5/30/2008 9:55:42 PM

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080530/ap_on_re_as/japan_closet_woman

TOKYO - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.

The final lightbulb that went off for the dude at his office, talking to his secretary, the day he went back to his place after work with a renewed interest to understand his unique arrangements at home:
"You mean a lifelike arm doesn't just reach out and hand you a fresh shirt and socks and say 'car velly warm now Master san' every morning right after you get out of the shower?"

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RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet - 5/30/2008 9:59:24 PM

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RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet - 5/30/2008 10:04:04 PM

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080530/ap_on_re_as/japan_closet_woman

TOKYO - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.

The final lightbulb that went off for the dude at his office, talking to his secretary, the day he went back to his place after work with a renewed interest to understand his unique arrangements at home:
"You mean a lifelike arm doesn't just reach out and hand you a fresh shirt and socks and say 'car velly warm now Master san' every morning right after you get out of the shower?"

I would fire that goddamm bitch of a secretary, and when I got home I would tell the closet............

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RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet - 5/30/2008 10:04:47 PM

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On the other hand, you gotta think, what an elegant sort of slave, you reach in the closet, all of a sudden there bright, shiny, cleaned and pressed is a matching set of shirt, pants, socks and shoes polished, and you don't even realize that not just anyone has that level of service, and it is so discreet (and discrete, too; I should think) so seamless, that you don't even realize you have a closet bitch........

What the fuck more could you ask for in life, other than perhaps she has a sucking fetish?

I dunno.

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It would be heaven,wouldn't it, six ? I'm thinking ...cut a glory hole in the closet door, leave a dish of leftovers outside the door, etc. The perfect relationship, eh ? Hopefully, she'd be a deaf mute or non-English speaker. Nah... that would be too much to hope for...

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RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet - 5/30/2008 10:10:11 PM

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Well, apparently she was japanese, so ----------

What the hell's the difference? They don't speak english anyway, them closet hoores.

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RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet - 5/30/2008 10:13:00 PM

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So, Pappa Wang, Momma Wang and Baby Wang come home from the Ramen store---------

"My; WHO left this big closet turd in MY toilet?", said Baby Wang.

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RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet - 5/30/2008 10:29:07 PM

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What I would like to know .. is I don't go into the closets in my house everyday but I do often enough that I think I would notice if there was some silly thin chick who was hiding in there...... How do you not know there is someone else in your house. I mean she would have had to make noise... on the other hand maybe he thought he had a really big rat living in his house or some other annoying pest....

Actually I could see this happening in my house. All kidding aside if it was the master bedroom closet no way, but I have some closets that I literally havent been in for months at a time and with a cat, a yellow lab, and three robots running around my house I would discount noises as normal. I mean the closet where my skiing shit is, I go into maybe twice a year? (Once to get it out once to put it back) If I head a thud or something I would think one of the robots ran into something or the retarded dog tripped over his own feet again...

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RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet - 5/30/2008 10:32:44 PM

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What I would like to know .. is I don't go into the closets in my house everyday but I do often enough that I think I would notice if there was some silly thin chick who was hiding in there...... How do you not know there is someone else in your house. I mean she would have had to make noise... on the other hand maybe he thought he had a really big rat living in his house or some other annoying pest....

Actually I could see this happening in my house. All kidding aside if it was the master bedroom closet no way, but I have some closets that I literally havent been in for months at a time and with a cat, a yellow lab, and three robots running around my house I would discount noises as normal. I mean the closet where my skiing shit is, I go into maybe twice a year? (Once to get it out once to put it back) If I head a thud or something I would think one of the robots ran into something or the retarded dog tripped over his own feet again...

Okay I understand that .... My uncle has been a missonary in japan for 30 plus years... and from the pictures that he had sent my family of his living space... they were not that big. So that is why I said I wondered how he couldn't have heard movement. lol Understand about the animals I have two cats and they are always making some freakish noises lol....

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RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet - 5/30/2008 10:43:33 PM

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Okay I understand that .... My uncle has been a missonary in japan for 30 plus years... and from the pictures that he had sent my family of his living space... they were not that big. So that is why I said I wondered how he couldn't have heard movement. lol Understand about the animals I have two cats and they are always making some freakish noises lol....

Actually you raise a valid point... Japeneese living spaces are kind of like american closets LOLI actually saw a hotel in japan where you basically got , well Im a sci fi buff so I guess Ill call it a stasis pod. LOL (Think a casket sized hole in the wall you can climb into to sleep in... So a closet in Japan is probably more like the glove compartment in my Explorer than a closet as I think about it.

Yeah my cat is a siameese so shes vocal to begin with and she has a major issue with the robots. When they come out Nala is PISSED and protests loudly LOL. my dog is too dumb to care... the just gets vacuumed, swept or has his tail washed LOL

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RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet - 5/30/2008 10:48:53 PM

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Yes just what I always wanted to do sleep in a small space... lol My uncle and his wife and 5 kids lived in a very small place.... But I just cant imagine how you wouldnt think something funky was going on lol ...

Yes my Demon cat is a Mau... and a fat lil sucker at that 15lbs and not even a year old yet... But vocal as all get out lol .. Elvira my Calico is in heat and just overly annoying lol

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RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet - 5/30/2008 10:49:36 PM

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My uncle has been a missonary in japan for 30 plus years... and from the pictures that he had sent my family of his living space... they were not that big. So that is why I said I wondered how he couldn't have heard movement. lol

(Well, maybe now the guy finally realizes it wasn't his cat he was petting...the only thing I'm wondering is...how come it took him a year to realize that cats can't say "a little lower...and to the left please").

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RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet - 5/30/2008 11:22:21 PM

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dammit, Gris! BEER THROUGH THE NOSE HURTS!!

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RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet - 5/31/2008 7:01:42 AM

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see, goes to show you where men pay attention. apparently a woman living in a closet that had brought in a mattress and used his shower everyday for a long period wasn't noticeable....it wasn't until he noticed FOOD missing that he became suspicious....

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RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet - 5/31/2008 7:02:48 AM

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see, goes to show you where men pay attention. apparently a woman living in a closet that had brought in a mattress and used his shower everyday for a long period wasn't noticeable....it wasn't until he noticed FOOD missing that he became suspicious....

If she had messed with his porn, he'd have found her immediately.

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RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet - 5/31/2008 7:23:07 AM

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The article said the 58 year old woman was "neat and tidy". Maybe the guy should have just let her continue to sleep in the closet but insisit she clean the house or something in return. lol Funny article.

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RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet - 5/31/2008 7:26:18 AM

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My first thought was that the guy's closet must have been seriously disorganized if he missed seeing someone living there for a whole year.

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