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cjan -> RE: stupid human tricks (6/1/2008 2:58:43 PM)
Ok, phoenix, this I gotta see. I think I can book your act and make you rich and famous. Your act will follow the legendary act..."The Aristocrats"

cjan -> RE: stupid human tricks (6/1/2008 3:00:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: cjan I can tie a maraschino cherry stem in a knot with my tongue and spear an olive in the bottom of a rather deep martini glass wif it too. Okay, put "olives" on the July shopping list. I have a new place I'm gonna store the olives. Cali Make sure you get the Kalamata unpitted olives, Cali. Yum yum, slurp, slurp.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: stupid human tricks (6/1/2008 3:10:16 PM)
Lets see here..... I can do complex math in my head I have been able, on occasion to make men orgasm without touching them (or them touching themselves) I can use my penis to flip a coin... thats all I can think of right now

petdave -> RE: stupid human tricks (6/1/2008 6:22:20 PM)
i can wiggle my eyebrows independently, which certainly qualifies as stupid, but apparently not everyone can do it. Downright sucky compared to twat-smoking, now that i think about it. [:o] i need a cooler trick.

thornhappy -> RE: stupid human tricks (6/1/2008 7:51:42 PM)
..uhhhhh... I multiply and divide in my head using exponents or logarithms (it's a job thing). I can make a variety of fart noises with my hands (an exceptionally useful talent for those long, slow study halls.) thornhappy

LDRandAstarte -> RE: stupid human tricks (6/1/2008 10:55:52 PM)
I can do gozintas!

shahla00 -> RE: stupid human tricks (6/1/2008 11:09:49 PM)
lets see i can pop or dislocate every joint in my body. unwrap a starburst with my tounge thats all i got

shahla00 -> RE: stupid human tricks (6/1/2008 11:11:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr Lets see here..... I can do complex math in my head I have been able, on occasion to make men orgasm without touching them (or them touching themselves) I can use my penis to flip a coin... thats all I can think of right now you need to teach me the orgasm trick

Emperor1956 -> RE: stupid human tricks (6/1/2008 11:21:18 PM)
FR: Most of my abilities have to do with materialization/dematerialization. I can make a 5th of bourbon disappear, given the motivation (and good bourbon). I can make dreams disappear, or so says my ex. I can give a urinalysis, and have been able to do so since early childhood. E. Oh..and I can lick my eyebrows. I forgot that one.

lilmissdefiant -> RE: stupid human tricks (6/1/2008 11:28:39 PM)
you can what?!?!?!?

LDRandAstarte -> RE: stupid human tricks (6/1/2008 11:31:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 Oh..and I can lick my eyebrows. I forgot that one. hmmm somewhat impressive, but, I can fuck a wench till she uses her safe word!

MissMagnolia -> RE: stupid human tricks (6/1/2008 11:43:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 Oh..and I can lick my eyebrows. I forgot that one. Pfft, I could lick your eyebrows.[:D]

lilmissdefiant -> RE: stupid human tricks (6/2/2008 12:13:59 AM)
i can do a perfect Peanut (Jeff Dunham) Impression

MstrObjectmaker -> RE: stupid human tricks (6/2/2008 3:29:33 AM)
For what its worth phoenixinchains I love a girl who can tie herself in knots!! I wish I was one of your friends so I could view your pics on my space......[:)] As a self confessed "Odd" person, the weirdest thing I do is talk to inanimate objects.........punctuated by lots of curses! lol Oh and I can raise each eyebrow alternately............roll my tongue length and side ways..........the things you do when your bored.......

cjan -> RE: stupid human tricks (6/2/2008 6:19:38 AM)
I can rotate my head 360, but, I gotta do a chant first and draw a comlex pentagram. That takes awhile. The waiting can get boring, so, bring something to read. Btw, phoenix, can your ooh ahh also speak ? Even a simple "hello" would be way cool. Lemme know. I've long wanted to have a chat with an ooh ahh. There are some things we must discuss, yanno ?

Emperor1956 -> RE: stupid human tricks (6/2/2008 10:25:46 AM)
quote: MissMagnolia: Pfft, I could lick your eyebrows.[:D] Well you COULD if you ask really nicely. And come to the Northern Hemisphere...even I don't claim to be able to reach AU from Chicago. GRIN E.

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