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RE: stupid human tricks - 6/1/2008 2:58:43 PM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		Ok, phoenix, this I gotta see. I think I can book your act and make you rich and famous. Your act will follow the legendary act..."The Aristocrats"

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RE: stupid human tricks - 6/1/2008 3:00:08 PM   
cjan


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: cjan
I can tie a maraschino cherry stem in a knot with my tongue and spear an olive in the bottom of a rather deep martini glass wif it too.


Okay, put "olives" on the July shopping list.  I have a new place I'm gonna store the olives.

Cali



Make sure you get the Kalamata unpitted olives, Cali. Yum yum, slurp, slurp.


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RE: stupid human tricks - 6/1/2008 3:10:16 PM   
Asherdelampyr


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Status: offline 		Lets see here.....
I can do complex math in my head
I have been able, on occasion to make men orgasm without touching them (or them touching themselves)
I can use my penis to flip a coin...

thats all I can think of right now


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RE: stupid human tricks - 6/1/2008 6:22:20 PM   
petdave


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Status: offline 		i can wiggle my eyebrows independently, which certainly qualifies as stupid, but apparently not everyone can do it. Downright sucky compared to twat-smoking, now that i think about it.  i need a cooler trick. 

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RE: stupid human tricks - 6/1/2008 7:51:42 PM   
thornhappy


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I multiply and divide in my head using exponents or logarithms (it's a job thing).

I can make a variety of fart noises with my hands (an exceptionally useful talent for those long, slow study halls.)

thornhappy

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RE: stupid human tricks - 6/1/2008 10:55:52 PM   
LDRandAstarte


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Status: offline 		I can do gozintas!

< Message edited by LDRandAstarte -- 6/1/2008 11:16:56 PM >

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RE: stupid human tricks - 6/1/2008 11:09:49 PM   
shahla00


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Status: offline 		lets see i can pop or dislocate every joint in my body. unwrap a starburst with my tounge thats all i got

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RE: stupid human tricks - 6/1/2008 11:11:06 PM   
shahla00


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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

Lets see here.....
I can do complex math in my head
I have been able, on occasion to make men orgasm without touching them (or them touching themselves)
I can use my penis to flip a coin...

thats all I can think of right now




you need to teach me the orgasm trick


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RE: stupid human tricks - 6/1/2008 11:21:18 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		FR:   Most of my abilities have to do with materialization/dematerialization.

I can make a 5th of bourbon disappear, given the motivation (and good bourbon).

I can make dreams disappear, or so says my ex.

I can give a urinalysis, and have been able to do so since early childhood.

E.

Oh..and I can lick my eyebrows.  I forgot that one.



      

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RE: stupid human tricks - 6/1/2008 11:28:39 PM   
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RE: stupid human tricks - 6/1/2008 11:31:22 PM   
LDRandAstarte


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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

Oh..and I can lick my eyebrows.  I forgot that one.
    


hmmm somewhat impressive, but,

I can fuck a wench till she uses her safe word!

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RE: stupid human tricks - 6/1/2008 11:43:08 PM   
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Oh..and I can lick my eyebrows.  I forgot that one.



     


Pfft, I could lick your eyebrows.

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RE: stupid human tricks - 6/2/2008 12:13:59 AM   
lilmissdefiant


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Status: offline 		i can do a perfect Peanut (Jeff Dunham) Impression 

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RE: stupid human tricks - 6/2/2008 3:29:33 AM   
MstrObjectmaker


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Status: offline 		For what its worth phoenixinchains I love a girl who can tie herself in knots!!

I wish I was one of your friends so I could view your pics on my space......

As a self confessed "Odd" person, the weirdest thing I do is talk to inanimate objects.........punctuated by lots of curses! lol

Oh and I can raise each eyebrow alternately............roll my tongue length and side ways..........the things you do when your bored.......

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RE: stupid human tricks - 6/2/2008 6:19:38 AM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		I can rotate my head 360, but, I gotta do a chant first and draw a comlex pentagram. That takes awhile. The waiting can get boring, so, bring something to read.

Btw, phoenix, can your ooh ahh also speak ? Even a simple "hello" would be way cool. Lemme know. I've long wanted to have a chat with an ooh ahh. There are some things we must discuss, yanno ?


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RE: stupid human tricks - 6/2/2008 10:25:46 AM   
Emperor1956


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MissMagnolia:  Pfft, I could lick your eyebrows.


Well you COULD if you ask really nicely.  And come to the Northern Hemisphere...even I don't claim to be able to reach AU from Chicago.
*GRIN*

E.

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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