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DomAviator -> RE: Obama's Run for the White House (5/31/2008 8:14:27 PM)
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail
ooooop!!! I'm callin' bullshit!!!
I own 97+- acres of HEL, (hgihly erodable land) that borders a natural environment lake, 1600' I own in principle.
I have more turkeys, pheasants, deer. skunks, coyote, squirrel, grouse, rabbit, raccoon, skunk and whatnot on my land than you will ever landlord over in your fuckin life.
If a beaver was tearing down my trees or whatnot (this is the state of minnesota now, sky blue waters and all) and you are talking about the toughest DNR in the english speaking world, if a goddam bucktooth furry piece of shit was destroying my property, I would either call the DNR and tell them to remove it before I sued them for damages, (*which I really wouldn't bother doing) but I would plug that cocksucker and he would lay in the ditch, stinking and bloated with flies and maggots as a warning to his friends, and wouldn't have to have over a 1 minute conversation with the state about it, if at all.
Call bullshit all you want and then read this http://telluridewatch.com/pages/full_story?page_label=home&id=73583&widget=push&article-Understanding-the-Importance-of-Beaver-Habitat%20=&instance=home_news_bullets&open=&
Which says "Live trapping and relocation of beavers must be done with the approval of the Colorado Division of Wildlife. The live trapping season is June 1 to Sept. 1. Tippie noted that beaver are very territorial, so relocated animals should not be placed where a beaver population already exists."
as well as crap such as If a beaver is plugging a culvert, Tippie and her staff can manage the problem by installing what they call a “beaver deceiver,” or fence system, that serves as a flow device. Pipe systems installed in a beaver pond, which inventor and Wildlife 2000 member Skip Lisle calls a “Castor Master,” help maintain the water level and prevent flooding. To protect trees, Tippie recommended the use of four-inch by four-inch heavy-gauge welded wire fencing – “never chicken wire!” – placed at least two-and-a-half or three feet high around the trunk of the tree. “And give the tree room to grow, by leaving at least a foot between the wire and the tree.”
If they want me to wrap the trees with wire and maintain their water level and install beaver decievers and all of this shit they can kiss my ass. In the case of my beaver problem, a bug bomb went into their hut which then detonated... (Gee I dont know how, I was just trying to make sure the little darlings didnt have roaches or fleas in their hut... I dont know how it detonated... Static electricity perhaps? Maybe papa beaver was smoking? A pilot light?? [:D][:D][:D]
Im sure if you actually look into it - the answer, even in MN isnt as simple as grab the 22 and pop them, which is what it should be on private land! Hence my original comment on silly environmental laws and why I say fuck them and the tree huggers too... My land, my beavers, my rules...
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