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Jesus Poll: Switch, Dom or sub ?


Switch
  33% (5)
Dom
  6% (1)
Sub
  26% (4)
I am a Christian and you are all going to hell
  6% (1)
I am a Muslim and you will all be beheaded or assimilated.
  6% (1)
I'ma Jew. He should have gone to Med or Law school
  0% (0)
I am an alien being, step into the light beam and identify your self
  6% (1)
I am an atheist/agnostic and have better things to do than take polls
  0% (0)
None of the above. For the whiners scared of hell fire.
  13% (2)


Total Votes : 15
(last vote on : 6/1/2008 6:24:41 PM)
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Jesus Poll: Switch, Dom or sub ? - 6/1/2008 11:06:40 AM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		A friend and I were having a chat this morning on the topic of Dom/mes, subs and Switches and the relevant question of : when labeling is necessary, i.e., for purposes of communivation, which label applies to me? That is am I what I do or simlpy what I am, regardless of what I do ? Clear ? Yea, I tought so.

Anyway, she brought up, as we were speaking of flogging, the question of Jesus Christ, aka Jesus of Nazareth, The Redeemer/Savior, Son of God, etc., y'all know who I mean. My friend brought up the interesting question of whether Jesus was a switch, or a Dom who bottomed occasionaly. For example: he opened up a can of whoopass on the money changers in the temple and flogged their asses. He referred to himself as a king but waffled on whether his kingdom was of this world. Finally, he submitted to flogging, humiliation and the cross thang, when, theologians say, he could have, like Darth Vader, vaporized everyone with a thought.Hmmm...

So, waddy'all think ?

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RE: Jesus Poll: Switch, Dom or sub ? - 6/1/2008 11:08:22 AM   
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RE: Jesus Poll: Switch, Dom or sub ? - 6/1/2008 11:08:42 AM   
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RE: Jesus Poll: Switch, Dom or sub ? - 6/1/2008 11:08:51 AM   
Venatrix


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RE: Jesus Poll: Switch, Dom or sub ? - 6/1/2008 11:10:25 AM   
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Status: offline 		but he did lead, so I would think of him as more of a Switch masochist, heeeaaavvyy masochist

of course, since he was a carpenter, do you think he yelled at the guys that hung him for putting the nails in crooked?


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RE: Jesus Poll: Switch, Dom or sub ? - 6/1/2008 11:10:32 AM   
christine1


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Status: offline 		i've never thought about this before...i think i'm going to continue not thinking about it now that i think of it....

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RE: Jesus Poll: Switch, Dom or sub ? - 6/1/2008 11:10:54 AM   
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RE: Jesus Poll: Switch, Dom or sub ? - 6/1/2008 11:11:42 AM   
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Jesus is a charasmatic switch with domly asperations.

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RE: Jesus Poll: Switch, Dom or sub ? - 6/1/2008 11:11:45 AM   
GreedyTop


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RE: Jesus Poll: Switch, Dom or sub ? - 6/1/2008 11:11:47 AM   
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A sub - not a shadow of a doubt.

(And you realise we're all going to hell for this thread?)

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RE: Jesus Poll: Switch, Dom or sub ? - 6/1/2008 11:13:25 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

ya'll are gonna BURN!! BURN, I TELL YA!! 


ok, everyone line up with your burn buddies :)

*grabs GT*


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RE: Jesus Poll: Switch, Dom or sub ? - 6/1/2008 11:13:28 AM   
Sundowner


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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

The whole resurrection thing definitely  falls into topping from the bottom though. 



ROFL

(By the way - divine intervention flashed up the "Can't post so soon" thing! I think God's trying to tell me something)

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RE: Jesus Poll: Switch, Dom or sub ? - 6/1/2008 11:14:37 AM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		Yup, SunDude. Think of this thread as the express lane to hell. No waiting.

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RE: Jesus Poll: Switch, Dom or sub ? - 6/1/2008 11:15:12 AM   
GreedyTop


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

ya'll are gonna BURN!! BURN, I TELL YA!! 


ok, everyone line up with your burn buddies :)

*grabs GT*



*gropes Asher again*


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RE: Jesus Poll: Switch, Dom or sub ? - 6/1/2008 11:15:54 AM   
Asherdelampyr


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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

ya'll are gonna BURN!! BURN, I TELL YA!! 


ok, everyone line up with your burn buddies :)

*grabs GT*



*gropes Asher again*



yay, multiple grope day!!!


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RE: Jesus Poll: Switch, Dom or sub ? - 6/1/2008 11:16:43 AM   
phoenixinchains


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RE: Jesus Poll: Switch, Dom or sub ? - 6/1/2008 11:18:29 AM   
everhope


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Status: offline 		besides being the son of God, perhaps alpha switch was another one of his roles.
(we may be defining our destiny of going to hell by posting to this thread)

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RE: Jesus Poll: Switch, Dom or sub ? - 6/1/2008 11:19:44 AM   
phoenixinchains


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RE: Jesus Poll: Switch, Dom or sub ? - 6/1/2008 11:23:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'm leaning more toward switch.  Now, despite having been raised Southern Baptist (and being an ordained lay minister), I quit worrying about burning in hell ever since I began reading the teachings of Prince Siddhattha, and other prophets and learned that most of the teachings in the Bible were plagiarized.


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RE: Jesus Poll: Switch, Dom or sub ? - 6/1/2008 11:23:41 AM   
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I'm a disciple, but I don't believe/know/think you are all going to hell.And Im not scared of it - it's not going to be any worse than CM.
He was what he claimed to be. Labeling someone without their consent isn't playing ball.
Yeah I know I am still in iconoclastic mode...
 
the.dark.

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