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wulfgarw -> Funny stories... (6/1/2008 9:46:03 PM)
This story happened just a little bit ago when this sub I have been seeing came over for a litttle bit, and we got to talking about various things and I mentioned fireplay. "What's that?" she asks. "Playing with fire." says I. A continued puzzled look, so I got up, and grabbed a bottle of hand sanitizer and a aim-n-flame, and then proceeded to set the palm of my hand on fire. She looks at my flaming hand in total disbelief, a look that just cracks me up. And her jaw just drops when I do it again! I sit on the couch next to her, explaining how it works and a put a thin layer of fuel (hand sanitizer) in her palm, explain how for her to put it out by closing her hand a second after I light it, and lit it up. The look on her face of shock, disbelief and pleasure all at the same time and the little squeal she let out just about had me rolling on the floor laughing. She joins my laughing after she puts it out. Do any of you folks have any funny stories of when you introduced something new to your Dom (me) or sub?

TwistedLeather -> RE: Funny stories... (6/2/2008 5:08:39 AM)
No... but we've had lots of whacks and giggles! (Do a CM forum search and you can read the story behind that one!) hehe

cantilena -> RE: Funny stories... (6/2/2008 8:06:08 AM)
A former lover was introducing me to something new... it was an activity I was very unsure I would enjoy but was following his lead. Anyway, he was asking me to say certain words, and I couldn't - just couldn't - get them out without howling with laughter. I'm not sure I ever laughed so hard... He was laughing hysterically too. The session, if you can call it that, ended with him saying, "Oh, do we have a long way to go!" I still smile at the memory. Fun with a capital F.

taintedgypsy -> RE: Funny stories... (6/2/2008 10:40:34 AM)
I remember after a really long session left me a real space cadet desparately needing to pee and complaining bitterly that I could not. Sir was all but howling in laughter and I just could not for the life of me work out what was so funny about my inability to answer the call of nature that was all but screaming. He told me not to worry he could fix it just to lay down on the bed. The #$%^&&**()( had left a squeasy ball inside me that I was too spacey to even realise he had put it there lol and as soon as it was removed I could pee thank god.

Griswold -> RE: Funny stories... (6/2/2008 7:53:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wulfgarw This story happened just a little bit ago when this sub I have been seeing came over for a litttle bit, and we got to talking about various things and I mentioned fireplay. "What's that?" she asks. "Playing with fire." says I. A continued puzzled look, so I got up, and grabbed a bottle of hand sanitizer and a aim-n-flame, and then proceeded to set the palm of my hand on fire. She looks at my flaming hand in total disbelief, a look that just cracks me up. And her jaw just drops when I do it again! I sit on the couch next to her, explaining how it works and a put a thin layer of fuel (hand sanitizer) in her palm, explain how for her to put it out by closing her hand a second after I light it, and lit it up. The look on her face of shock, disbelief and pleasure all at the same time and the little squeal she let out just about had me rolling on the floor laughing. She joins my laughing after she puts it out. Do any of you folks have any funny stories of when you introduced something new to your Dom (me) or sub? Okay...this probably belongs in "Off Topic" or, as (another Mod explained to me some while back...as I didn't fully grasp things) "Random Polls and other Stupidity"...but seriously.... Sorry...your point was?

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