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FirmhandKY -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 10:20:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: subtee This thread is racy...and enlightening. hands subtee the Pun award.....[sm=champ.gif] Gotta second that award, holly. She did a "twofer"! Firm

subtee -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 11:16:08 AM)
~FR I just got screwed by "Sue" my minivan. Another $700 bucks. No foreplay, no aftercare...no thanks, nuthin. Bitch.

LaTigresse -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 11:55:10 AM)
Then there is this guy........ www.ssrichardmontgomery.com/download/weirdsex.htm

kittinSol -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 12:02:15 PM)
quote: One boy told of seeing Watkins's bare backside moving up and down, while a mother said she was shocked to see a group of children gathered round him. He also attempted to mount an underpass. How he passed the time during his 18 month jail sentence is far from clear. [sm=biggrin.gif]

slaveboyforyou -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 12:40:59 PM)
Thanks to this story, I now find myself wondering what I would say if I came upon some fellow fucking my car. Would I grab a broom and shoo him away like I used to do with tomcats before I had my cat spayed?

kittinSol -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 12:45:15 PM)
Or you could pimp your ride.

subtee -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 12:46:12 PM)
HAHAHAHAHA!

kittinSol -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 12:48:08 PM)
[8D]

slaveboyforyou -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 12:49:42 PM)
quote: Or you could pimp your ride. Hey, that's an idea. I've always wondered how I'd look in a purple suit, white platform shoes, a fur fedora, with a pimp cane. [:D]

kittinSol -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 12:52:22 PM)
THOMP

Lynnxz -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 12:52:52 PM)
I don't even see how this could be comfortable.

slaveboyforyou -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 12:55:03 PM)
quote: I don't even see how this could be comfortable. OMG, where do y'all find these pictures at? LOL. That is fucking scary.

subtee -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 12:56:57 PM)
OMG I actually feel sorry for an SUV ...and nauseous

FirmhandKY -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 1:29:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz I don't even see how this could be comfortable. Damn. I thought the old saying was "She could suck the chrome off an exhaust pipe" ... NOT ... "He was sucked off by the chrome exhaust pipe.". Firm

subtee -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 1:31:49 PM)
[sm=biggrin.gif]

Emperor1956 -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 1:41:38 PM)
quote: Lynnxz: I don't even see how this could be comfortable. Oh great. Thanks. We were going car shopping tonight. I think instead I'll just go home and sit in a quiet, dimly lit place and try to get that out of my head. E.

tsatske -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 1:48:15 PM)
Well, i don't see how it could be comfortable, but i can imagine factors contributing to how great the discomfort, mostly - How long has it been since the car was driven? I'm sorry, I'm thinking of Bill Engvall's Here's Your Sign (last paragraph)

dawntreader -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 2:51:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: celticlord2112 quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Who do you think will have him after this [:D] ? General Motors LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!![:D]

dawntreader -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 2:58:22 PM)
quote: A security guard walked in on the man in the middle of a compromising act with the Henry Hoover appliance. He later claimed he was cleaning his underpants. [sm=ugh.gif]

windchymes -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 3:09:33 PM)
Man, this puts a whole new twist on some old movies and shows, like Driving Miss Daisy, Rainman (Dad lets me drive it in the driveway....), Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, The Gnomemobile, The Love Bug & Herbie Rides Again, Knightrider, and the ickiest of them all, My Mother the Car.....

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