LadyRainfire
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*snickers* Hey, Iain, could be worse. When I was married the first time, early on had a cat named Freckles. BIG guy, huge, weighed about 25 pounds and was so big that he had to wear a dog collar, even the largest cat collar was too small for him. Anyway, Freckles favourite game was to sit on the edge of the bath as we took showers. For me, he just watched me and talked with me, nothing else. My now ex however, had a completely different experience. That cat just LOVED to play with his dangly male bits. Oh my goodness, I don't know how many times, I would hear this bloody scream of fear from the bathroom, all because Freckles would want to play with dangly toys while the hubby dried off. He never used claws and never once hurt the guy. I saw it a number of times and just would fall over laughing so hard. The look on my ex's face was priceless as the cat sat there having the time of his life......
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"Desire is an insatiable beast. Sample your strongest dreams, and you will only crave more." ~ Master ~ one half of "L&L"~ My current state of mind
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