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Lynnxz -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (9/4/2008 3:42:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy waves one hand while shooing barking spiders with the other... Wiki says..... "The term barking spider is also used as a jocular reference to an audible instance of flatulence, or a fart. The term is somewhat of a euphemism in this regard, and is often used to diffuse the awkwardness created by such an instance." I am suspicious!

sirsholly -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (9/4/2008 3:43:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: auroraborealis No spider killin! I will pick up the babies.. and take them outside. Glares at Holly you have eaten too many pickles, Gwyn!

auroraborealis -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (9/4/2008 3:48:50 PM)
eyes the lovely jar of sweet garlic dills she was just eating from whaddya mean? I always love spiders... Pickles have nuthin to do with it. grins eating more.. and slurping pickle juice Gwyn

thornhappy -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (9/4/2008 3:49:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy waves one hand while shooing barking spiders with the other... Wiki says..... "The term barking spider is also used as a jocular reference to an audible instance of flatulence, or a fart. The term is somewhat of a euphemism in this regard, and is often used to diffuse the awkwardness created by such an instance." I am suspicious! I'll have you know that these are imported Californian barking spiders, a rare breed. thornhappy

sirsholly -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (9/4/2008 3:50:35 PM)
We have wood spiders here. Huge, furry, icky, gross, nasty, yucky things. [:'(]

auroraborealis -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (9/4/2008 3:58:52 PM)
Hun we have Wood spiders, Bananna Spiders, Wolf Spiders, Brown Recluse... You name it. And they never die. Too warm. Gwyn

GreedyTop -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (9/4/2008 3:59:53 PM)
smooches Thorny Gwyn.. I know how you feel about spiders..and I'm sorry to say I killed one HUGE FRIKKIN SPIDER today..but it was it's own damned fault.. it should NOT have been hanging out on my BATH towel when I got out of the shower, and then skittering down my leg..... I swear to god,that thing had to be about 3 inches from toe to toe.... (this is the second spider that's done that... what is it about my towels???? )

thornhappy -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (9/4/2008 4:03:42 PM)
I'm not a screamer, but that would've had me yelling a whole lot! * smooches ya back *

CalifChick -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (9/4/2008 4:05:01 PM)
Am I the only one laughing my ass off at the dual conversation of farts and spiders??? Cali

thornhappy -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (9/4/2008 4:08:05 PM)
I think they go well together, like cheese & wine...

auroraborealis -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (9/4/2008 4:17:07 PM)
ack.. yeah it would have been squished here too. No non consentual crawling on me. chuckles Gwyn

scifi1133 -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (9/4/2008 4:42:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: scifi1133 I blame Greedy for the hurricanes. Im sure there not her fault, but I just told her about getting a new bike and its been raining ever since. psssst...Sci...i think bikes are now waterproof. Yea but at interstate speeds....IM NOT

scifi1133 -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (9/4/2008 4:43:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop quote: ORIGINAL: scifi1133 I blame Greedy for the hurricanes. Im sure there not her fault, but I just told her about getting a new bike and its been raining ever since. you did not say ANYTHING about getting a new bike!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL yes I did I told tyou I was trading my truck for it remember.....LOL Old age is a bitch isn't it.....um....what was I saying?

soul2share -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (9/4/2008 5:11:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: scifi1133 I blame Greedy for the hurricanes. Im sure there not her fault, but I just told her about getting a new bike and its been raining ever since. psssst...Sci...i think bikes are now waterproof. Yeah, Holl-parts, but riders aren't.....and you'd be surprised how much those teeny, tiny raindrops hurt on bare skin at 45 mph.......And helmets don't have windshield wipers!!!!!! As far as Greedy's input on the hurricanes......she probably tripped again.....or wiggled a boob in the wrong direction.....right, Greedy?

soul2share -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (9/4/2008 5:14:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: auroraborealis No spider killin! I will pick up the babies.. and take them outside. Glares at Holly Gwyn Sorry, Gwyn...gotta agree with Holly on this one....the only GOOD spider is a DEAD spider! As long as they stay where they belong and not invade my space, we can get along.....but if they wander into my house, they are pretty much just gonna be an appetizer for a cat.......

soul2share -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (9/4/2008 5:16:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop smooches Thorny Gwyn.. I know how you feel about spiders..and I'm sorry to say I killed one HUGE FRIKKIN SPIDER today..but it was it's own damned fault.. it should NOT have been hanging out on my BATH towel when I got out of the shower, and then skittering down my leg..... I swear to god,that thing had to be about 3 inches from toe to toe.... (this is the second spider that's done that... what is it about my towels???? ) Maybe they are smelling a little too "april fresh"???? And just the thought of it skittering down my leg is enough to make me do a full body shudder......heebie jeebies BIG TIME!!!!!!

GreedyTop -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (9/4/2008 5:23:43 PM)
sci? don't make me beat you with my walker....

sappatoti -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (9/4/2008 5:32:58 PM)
I blame Greedy for the stunningly beautiful sunset we had this evening. How dare she change the sky from yellow to gold to orange to red to purple to deep violet? Many mosquitos stung me while I stood outside, transfixed at the sky. You're a mean one GreedyTop.

soul2share -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (9/4/2008 5:41:07 PM)
Sappa...I just read in one of my women's magazines that liquid detergent will take the itch out of the bites.......I've not tried it.....we, um, don't have many bugs here on the surface of the sun......[:D]

GreedyTop -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (9/4/2008 5:53:49 PM)
sappa..it was outstanding, wasn't it? I took a few pics:) (too bad the damned hotel sign is in them all)

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