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RE: God save us from jokes... - 6/3/2008 4:47:21 PM   
celticlord2112


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Neither is Hillary now. I guess even the democrats are sick of the Clintons. Maybe thats the last we will see of them.

We can hope......but something tells me Hillary's not done yet.

Anyone have any guess on what she'll do if Obama DOESN'T give her the VP slot?

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RE: God save us from jokes... - 6/3/2008 5:13:56 PM   
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Ok, let's hear some "Democratic" jokes!


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RE: God save us from jokes... - 6/3/2008 5:26:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		I am amused the french can be offended by anything, since they are the ones who left thousands of elderly dead while they were still "on vacation", so they couldn't go back to their real lives to retrieve them.

Now, that's just sad.  And they call Cheney a "clown"????

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/09/25/world/main575063.shtml

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RE: God save us from jokes... - 6/3/2008 5:27:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: servantforuse

Neither is Hillary now. I guess even the democrats are sick of the Clintons. Maybe thats the last we will see of them.

We can hope......but something tells me Hillary's not done yet.

Anyone have any guess on what she'll do if Obama DOESN'T give her the VP slot?


Not sure what she will do if he doesn't, but if he does, he better watch his back. She just may take him hunting or something.

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RE: God save us from jokes... - 6/3/2008 7:24:53 PM   
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Ok, let's hear some "Democratic" jokes!


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RE: God save us from jokes... - 6/3/2008 7:51:20 PM   
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the french



What do they have to do with anything  ?

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Cheney a clown



You got that one right  .

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RE: God save us from jokes... - 6/3/2008 7:56:18 PM   
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the french



What do they have to do with anything  ?



They gave us hot women, a really tall statue and awesome food I can't pronounce.

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RE: God save us from jokes... - 6/3/2008 7:57:18 PM   
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RE: God save us from jokes... - 6/3/2008 9:00:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		An American soldier is riding on a crowded London train. He walks around the train trying to find a seat but no luck. He sees a French woman sitting with her poodle in the seat next to her.
The American asks: "Please miss, would you put your poodle in your lap so that I can sit down?" The French woman replies: "Young man, don't bother us, go away."
The American, trying to avoid trouble, takes another walk through the train and still can't find a seat.
He goes back to the French woman with the poodle and asks again: "Please miss, I'll even let the poodle sit in my lap, just please let me sit down." The French woman yells: "Young man, I told you to go away and don't bother us. If you don't go away right now I'll call the conductor to remove you."
By now the American was quite upset so he took one more walk around the train, couldn't find a seat, so he finally came back and threw the poodle right out of the train window.
All this time an English gentleman had been looking over his newspaper and watching the exchanges between the American soldier and the French woman.
The Englishman says: "You know, you Americans are quite strange. First you drive on the wrong side of the road, then you destroy the English language, and now you throw the wrong bitch out of the window."

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RE: God save us from jokes... - 6/3/2008 9:11:15 PM   
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I am amused the french can be offended by anything, since they are the ones who left thousands of elderly dead while they were still "on vacation", so they couldn't go back to their real lives to retrieve them.

Now, that's just sad.  And they call Cheney a "clown"????

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/09/25/world/main575063.shtml


I am amazed ditto head, kool aid drinking snotty republicans have time to post comments since they should be bombing abortion clincs instead. Simply amazing.

( dont worry the other kind of reps arent due to bomb anything.. back to your normaly sched. program. )

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RE: God save us from jokes... - 6/3/2008 9:19:10 PM   
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Oh, wait... was that offensive?

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ORIGINAL: MissSepphora1

I am amused the french can be offended by anything, since they are the ones who left thousands of elderly dead while they were still "on vacation", so they couldn't go back to their real lives to retrieve them.

Now, that's just sad.  And they call Cheney a "clown"????

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/09/25/world/main575063.shtml


I am amazed ditto head, kool aid drinking snotty republicans have time to post comments since they should be bombing abortion clincs instead. Simply amazing.

( dont worry the other kind of reps arent due to bomb anything.. back to your normaly sched. program. )

Gwyn

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RE: God save us from jokes... - 6/3/2008 9:23:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MissSepphora1

I am amused the french can be offended by anything, since they are the ones who left thousands of elderly dead while they were still "on vacation", so they couldn't go back to their real lives to retrieve them.

Now, that's just sad.  And they call Cheney a "clown"????

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/09/25/world/main575063.shtml
I was in Bavaria in August 2003. That whole region of Europe is simply unprepared for heat like that. I couldn't buy a fan in Munich to save my life.

August is the traditional month for vacation in France.

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RE: God save us from jokes... - 6/3/2008 9:25:33 PM   
MissSepphora1


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Status: offline 		And so that excuses 15,000 people being abandoned and left to die... and left dead by their relatives?

I could just imagine the rest of the world's uproar if Americans did this same thing.


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ORIGINAL: MissSepphora1

I am amused the french can be offended by anything, since they are the ones who left thousands of elderly dead while they were still "on vacation", so they couldn't go back to their real lives to retrieve them.

Now, that's just sad.  And they call Cheney a "clown"????

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/09/25/world/main575063.shtml
I was in Bavaria in August 2003. That whole region of Europe is simply unprepared for heat like that. I couldn't buy a fan in Munich to save my life.

August is the traditional month for vacation in France.

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RE: God save us from jokes... - 6/3/2008 9:28:48 PM   
Gwynvyd


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ORIGINAL: MissSepphora1

the french



What do they have to do with anything  ?



They gave us hot women, a really tall statue and awesome food I can't pronounce.


Hmm... French Kissing, They made oral sex popular durring the time of Henry VIII ( even though it was still on the books as illegal then.. and NC still uses Henry's books to fomulate thier moral law. LOL ) ~ http://www.common-sense.org/?fnoc=/common_sense_says/99_march

The Field of Gold meeting between England and France was monumental in the English getting to know some French Delights.

Cafe' au lait, Croisant, Coq au vin! ( a fave of mine) Pain du chocolate, the language it's self wispered in the dark. *smiles*

They have done many wonderful things.

Helping finace our independance from the Brits being one of them. http://people.csail.mit.edu/sfelshin/saintonge/frhist.html

Gwyn

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RE: God save us from jokes... - 6/3/2008 9:30:15 PM   
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And so that excuses 15,000 people being abandoned and left to die... and left dead by their relatives?

I could just imagine the rest of the world's uproar if Americans did this same thing.


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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster

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ORIGINAL: MissSepphora1

I am amused the french can be offended by anything, since they are the ones who left thousands of elderly dead while they were still "on vacation", so they couldn't go back to their real lives to retrieve them.

Now, that's just sad.  And they call Cheney a "clown"????

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/09/25/world/main575063.shtml
I was in Bavaria in August 2003. That whole region of Europe is simply unprepared for heat like that. I couldn't buy a fan in Munich to save my life.

August is the traditional month for vacation in France.

I can see you have no idea what you are talking about.
Hundreds of Americans die each year from the heat, and AC and fans are everywhere.

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RE: God save us from jokes... - 6/3/2008 9:35:05 PM   
Gwynvyd


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And so that excuses 15,000 people being abandoned and left to die... and left dead by their relatives?

I could just imagine the rest of the world's uproar if Americans did this same thing.


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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster

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ORIGINAL: MissSepphora1

I am amused the french can be offended by anything, since they are the ones who left thousands of elderly dead while they were still "on vacation", so they couldn't go back to their real lives to retrieve them.

Now, that's just sad.  And they call Cheney a "clown"????

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/09/25/world/main575063.shtml
I was in Bavaria in August 2003. That whole region of Europe is simply unprepared for heat like that. I couldn't buy a fan in Munich to save my life.

August is the traditional month for vacation in France.



He said France simply needs a heat wave plan "because the entire country wasn't prepared for such a catastrophe."


Wow.... sounds like a *NATURAL* disaster... that was *Weather* based.. and the Govt had never had anything as bad as it before.

So bad your average citizen could not have done a thing about it.

Remind you of anything in the US?

Oh.. I don't know.. maybe you can ask some of the folks in New Orleans if they have heard of anything like it.

Being there would not have done a damn thing for them.

Just like more people being in New Orleans instead of evacuating would not have helped the situation when Katrina came in.

*rolls her eyes*

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RE: God save us from jokes... - 6/3/2008 9:38:58 PM   
Gwynvyd


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ORIGINAL: MissSepphora1

And so that excuses 15,000 people being abandoned and left to die... and left dead by their relatives?

I could just imagine the rest of the world's uproar if Americans did this same thing.


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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissSepphora1

I am amused the french can be offended by anything, since they are the ones who left thousands of elderly dead while they were still "on vacation", so they couldn't go back to their real lives to retrieve them.

Now, that's just sad.  And they call Cheney a "clown"????

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/09/25/world/main575063.shtml
I was in Bavaria in August 2003. That whole region of Europe is simply unprepared for heat like that. I couldn't buy a fan in Munich to save my life.

August is the traditional month for vacation in France.

I can see you have no idea what you are talking about.
Hundreds of Americans die each year from the heat, and AC and fans are everywhere.


Yeppers.

My home town is *known* for thier oppressive heat waves now. http://www.press.uchicago.edu/Misc/Chicago/443213in.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_North_American_heat_wave

but adding more people will save lives of course.

No. It drains on the electricity.. and you have black outs in the summer when you need the AC the most.

Gwyn

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RE: God save us from jokes... - 6/3/2008 9:40:37 PM   
Gwynvyd


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I'm amazed some NAMBLA loving ACLU card carrying Rainbow flag waving Liberal has time to post on chat rooms.  Don't you have some babies to kill?

Oh, wait... was that offensive?

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissSepphora1

I am amused the french can be offended by anything, since they are the ones who left thousands of elderly dead while they were still "on vacation", so they couldn't go back to their real lives to retrieve them.

Now, that's just sad.  And they call Cheney a "clown"????

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/09/25/world/main575063.shtml


I am amazed ditto head, kool aid drinking snotty republicans have time to post comments since they should be bombing abortion clincs instead. Simply amazing.

( dont worry the other kind of reps arent due to bomb anything.. back to your normaly sched. program. )

Gwyn



I didnt know Ann Coulter had a CM profile.

The boys will be thrilled.

When should I be by to pick you up sweetie? *smiles*

Gwyn

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RE: God save us from jokes... - 6/3/2008 9:43:03 PM   
MissSepphora1


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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissSepphora1

I'm amazed some NAMBLA loving ACLU card carrying Rainbow flag waving Liberal has time to post on chat rooms.  Don't you have some babies to kill?

Oh, wait... was that offensive?

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissSepphora1

I am amused the french can be offended by anything, since they are the ones who left thousands of elderly dead while they were still "on vacation", so they couldn't go back to their real lives to retrieve them.

Now, that's just sad.  And they call Cheney a "clown"????

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/09/25/world/main575063.shtml


I am amazed ditto head, kool aid drinking snotty republicans have time to post comments since they should be bombing abortion clincs instead. Simply amazing.

( dont worry the other kind of reps arent due to bomb anything.. back to your normaly sched. program. )

Gwyn



I didnt know Ann Coulter had a CM profile.

The boys will be thrilled.

When should I be by to pick you up sweetie? *smiles*

Gwyn

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RE: God save us from jokes... - 6/3/2008 9:48:12 PM   
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