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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 8:27:42 PM

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I had a simple repast of Yellowtail snapper, sauteed, of course, with a simple sauce of munierred butter, a li'l sauteed garlic, squeze of fresh lemon and some capers. Sides of steamed asparagus and baked butternut squash with a li'l butter and a dash of cinnamon. I'm trying to limit my carb intake so no startch tonight. Oh yea, for desert, a nice piece of seedless watermelon. Refreshing and nicely cleanses the palate.

We batchelors have to be nice to ourselves, yanno. No wimmins to care for us. *sniff*

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 8:31:19 PM

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Sauerkraut.

EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dammit...I need another trip to ATL....

You hate me...all of you men just hate me, don't you?

But we feed you, so it all balances, yes?

I just finished off a batch of gumbo I made Sat. night. Gave half of it to Bets. Food is my secret weapon (one of 'em, anyway) in my woo-pitching campaign. I wanna feed subtee, too.

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 8:34:06 PM

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well, yeah... ok. *sigh*

want REAL food, SOON!!

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 8:38:35 PM

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kitten, mon petit, hungry ? But, ah well, sadly, for me, you are happily married and having you to dinner at my humble home would just be...so wrong. C'est le vie.

And GT, darlin', we will feed you well when ya come to visit, neverfear.

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 8:45:53 PM

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Baby, GT, back away from the salisbury steak. Don't.do.it. "Just say 'no.'"

Fuck me today would have been my 19 anniversary. Fuck me. (did i say that yet?)

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 8:46:37 PM

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OHHHHHHHH....I loathe people who use food as bribery.......My sub/hubby does that to Me all the time.......he knows I cant resist sweets,so what does he do? Takes Me to Mrs.Fields and gets Me iced brownies, a cookie,a choolate chip muffin cookie with icing. Then in the same day takes Me to a speialized candy shop and gets Me peanutbutter fudge and white chocolate covered peanutbutter (like reese cups).

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 8:53:22 PM

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Baby, GT, back away from the salisbury steak. Don't.do.it. "Just say 'no.'"

Fuck me today would have been my 19 anniversary. Fuck me. (did i say that yet?)

Yep. Don't dwell on it, babe.

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 8:55:05 PM

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Right. Okay.

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 8:58:44 PM

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I had steak, sauteed mushrooms and corn on the cob for dinner. YUMMY YUMMY.

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 9:01:21 PM

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i can't cook, i rarely clean, but i can honestly say even i have never done that to a kitchen floor.... at least not with the dishwasher ... well at least not with that kinda dishwasher (the kind with a name that you take to bed with you, well, that's another story)

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 9:09:50 PM

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CJ, after reading about your dishwashing habits, it may behoove us to eat out while we're in Florida. I'm just sayin'.

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 9:13:06 PM

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Oh, and RS? Next time use no-rinse formula Mr. Clean, Pine Sol, or Mop & Glo. Then you'll save time when you mop up the floor.

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 9:34:23 PM

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ROFLMAO.....good one Cali

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 9:35:50 PM

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Baby, GT, back away from the salisbury steak. Don't.do.it. "Just say 'no.'"

I was hungry.. I was weak.. I ate it.

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Fuck me today would have been my 19 anniversary. Fuck me. (did i say that yet?)

*hugs*

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 9:48:13 PM

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RS, SHAME on you....NUKE????? That's not cooking.......I'm probably the only living female, not to mention the only person, who DOES NOT have a microwave!

Here's the 2 pot way......

1) brown the beef in the pot. Add whatever spices you like...garlic is good!
2) drain said beef in a colander.....hey, it's NOT a pot! Rinse it in hot water to get rid of the grease. (I actually cook my beef in water, it's not so greasy that way.) Let it set and drain.
3) get your sauce started, adding garlic, italian seasoning, more garlic, onions, parmesean cheese, more garlic, let simmer for 30-45 minutes. Add garlic to taste. Add the beef after the sauce is bubbly.
4) boil water in the second pot for your pasta. I add garlic and italian seasoning to the water, and a little bit of olive oil to keep it from sticking. Drain said pasta in the aforementioned colander. Rinse.

Let the sauce simmer as long as you can.....it only gets better.

Serve with warm garlic bread.....on foil, baked, then broiled with mozzarella cheese on top.

Used: 2 pots, 1 colander and however many plates and silverware you used.

Obviously, I was never a vampire in my previous life....I am a firm believer in that you can NEVER have enough garlic!

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 9:52:01 PM

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Greedy, if it's any consolation...I had peanut butter for dinner......altho, I may have to go out and do some late night spaghetti sauce shopping.....damn it!

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 9:53:45 PM

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*snort*

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 9:55:37 PM

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/had cereal for dinner, no cooking involved, minor dishwork (that my roommate will do at somepoint) needed later

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 9:56:57 PM

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Well, I'm allergic to milk, so for me, it's cereal right out of the box.....unless there are people that may also eat some of it...then I'm civilized eough to use a bowl! AHHHHH, the ease of living alone!

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 9:59:17 PM

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My dishwasher has never flooded.
I think I'd notice, if Fox looked a little over-filled after all.
I dont have one of those new-fangled electric ones, I just use slaves. AS it should be!
And He is perfectly safe to use dish soap with, though the powder doesnt work near as well with him.
I am just waiting for the day the lemon scent becomes sexy...

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