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ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/4/2008 6:45:30 PM)
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My sink has dishes in it because I still don’t have dishwasher soap. I’m gonna’ end using low suds laundry detergent!!! I didn’t get a car yesterday like I was supposed to so I haven’t gone shopping yet. I spent hundreds on cabs so far in the past 2.5 weeks, I am just gonna rough it till I get a car. My car was supposed to be ready Tues at the latest. It still wasn’t ready today (wed) at closing. I already started looking for a different one.
-=I didn’t get a damn thing done today=-
I didn’t finish the joke documentary & slide show I was making about Greedy Top being haunted by Flying monkeys her whole life, why she loves slurpees, Flying Monkey Beer and getting molesticated by King Kong.
Greedy w/Flying Monkey on Bridge (new pic)
Flying Monkey Slurpee flavor (same pic from other thread)
-=I did do the laundry=-
Other than getting the pretty red cage set up the other day, I been catching up on laundry now that the washer is fixed.
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ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72
…P.S. i LOVE bologna, i like the one with the red stuff around it that you have to take off, and the garlic and the thick sliced… i want some now and i don't have any
Yes, it’s the bologna with the red skin. You can have some of mine, I have plenty as you can see in the pic of my freezer I posted a few replies ago.
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ORIGINAL: slvemike4u
Thanks to all for the twenty minutes of pure belly laughs has i read this thread
If find yourself alone laughing at CM threads, make sure other people don’t hear you. They may call the men with white coats.
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
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ORIGINAL: MistressK1964
Suck-up
Isn't that chapter two of "The Proper Way to Perform Cunnilingus"?
Cali About “The Proper Way to Perform Cunnilingus”; I believe licking up & down while you have her clit trapped between your teeth works pretty good. You push the hood back and “suck in” not “suck up”. You suck her clit in to your mouth and trap it. Then grip it snuggly at the base with your teeth to trap blood flow in it and forcing it to swell. Then you can lick and flick your tongue across her clit very quickly. If you do this with enough pressure, it makes her clit ‘pop’ free at the end of the stroke after having been trapped against the back of your teeth. With practice, you can do this with a very quick rhythm and the quick ‘popping’ gives a similar but better sensation than a vibrator. Even the most jaded vibrator junkie will cum in only moments. Great fun at parties too! LOL
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