LadyTeazer
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Joined: 4/1/2007 Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: darchChylde Here i am churnin' my butter while imagining a good, ole fashioned barn raising. *hint-hint-wink-wink-nudge-nudge* **cracks up laffin', picturing Weird Al Yankovic churnin' his butter....** ** now has the song "Amish Paradise" stuck in her head....** Gee, thanks a lot, darchChylde...... I don't know if this is true or not, but, in my line of work, I once spoke with a young Amish male. He was concerned that he was "too big". (Ha!! Like such a thing is possible.) He told me that Amish boys, from a young age, had weights attached to their penis (and balls, too??), to stretch them, to make them larger. Who knows how kinky the Amish might be? I find it hard to believe that a buggy whip has never been used on anything but a horse. And a bread paddle only used for baked goods. Without electricity, you can't watch TV, so what else is there to do at night? And those oil lamps do provide some very soft, flattering "mood lighting"......... ~wink~ LadyTeazer - proud Owner of [saberwolf34] and *still* a WOW -- Wonderful Older Woman
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