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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/30/2012 9:13:34 AM

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Usually with the probing...without lube.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/30/2012 5:59:07 PM

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So. . . my great-grandmother died on Thursday. The funeral mass is tomorrow, but with work I am not going to be able to make it. So today I called the florist I always use in Grand Junction so that I could have them take over a plant for the wake and mass. Easy enough, right? Well. . . until she asked me about a message.

"I just need to know what message you would like on this."

"Message? Umm. I am not really sure what would work. 'I hope you don't spend too long in purgatory,' just doesn't sound very good."

Long pause.

"How about, 'With Love.'"

"Yeah. That would probably be better."

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/31/2012 7:56:20 AM

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You probably scared that poor clerk no end.
Condolences though.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/31/2012 8:55:05 AM

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You probably scared that poor clerk no end.
Condolences though.

The other half about lost it, listening to the conversation. He remarked after I was off of the phone that, "The message is supposed to be for the living."

Well. . . when he could breathe enough to talk, that is.

Thank you for the condolences.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/31/2012 9:08:46 AM

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Hello Folks

Thursday is my day..... so be good to me or 6 more weeks of winter.

< Message edited by groundhogphil -- 1/31/2012 9:09:24 AM >

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/31/2012 2:10:21 PM

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Phil!!! You turkey!! You just post and run, typical guy!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/31/2012 2:22:58 PM

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PHIL!!!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/31/2012 3:22:05 PM

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Hello Folks

Thursday is my day..... so be good to me or 6 more weeks of winter.

Too late Phil, we bears never went into hibernation!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/31/2012 3:43:30 PM

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Besides, what's this "more winter" crap? We've hardly had one to speak of!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/31/2012 4:41:44 PM

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All I saw this winter is one snowflake and lots of rain. And mud.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/1/2012 9:15:34 AM

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Peanut butter for Phil. And be nice, or we won't let you out of the cage again till next 2/2.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/1/2012 6:21:13 PM

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Thursday is my son's 14th birthday. We use to call him our little groundhog when he was younger. He is now taller than I am so I don't call him names anymore.......its just safer that way!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/1/2012 7:29:01 PM

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Man, at this point we're going to need another groundhog.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/1/2012 7:51:39 PM

DesFIP

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YDD, isn't it terrible when you look around the house and realize you're now the shortest one in there, by half a foot!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/2/2012 8:03:22 AM

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watch it Celeste .......

what is just as bad is that my eight year old comes up to my nipples already - she will be taller than her brother one day and THEN I will get the last laugh!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/2/2012 11:25:32 AM

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When my youngest shot up, he went through a period of patting me on the head. Now that was really irritating.
I think I threatened him with liver nightly if he didn't knock it off.

However the stepdaughter is a couple of inches shorter than me, I love it when she comes to visit!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2012 6:01:55 AM

CountrySong

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comes up to my nipples already

As I see it there are just too many potential jokes in that comment; but, being the gentleman that I am I will not mention any! *smirks*

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2012 6:15:36 AM

ShaharThorne

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COUNTRY!!!!!

I have too many nipply jokes as well, but I will be a lady and not mention them.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2012 10:28:41 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

When my youngest shot up, he went through a period of patting me on the head. Now that was really irritating.
I think I threatened him with liver nightly if he didn't knock it off.

However the stepdaughter is a couple of inches shorter than me, I love it when she comes to visit!

ROFL

I still pat my mom on the head. Quite funny when she tries to be stern while telling me off!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2012 12:50:03 PM

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Country and Shar - I am totally disappointed in the both of you!

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