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SeeksOnlyOne -> chinese wedding night (6/3/2008 5:07:49 PM)

 
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.


'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.


A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....'You want......    

Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?"




GreedyTop -> RE: chinese wedding night (6/3/2008 5:42:12 PM)

*groan*




LadyTeazer -> RE: chinese wedding night (6/3/2008 6:47:50 PM)

*groans*

*rolls eyes*

*and giggles*



LadyTeazer - proud Owner of [saberwolf34]
and *still* a WOW -- Wonderful Older Woman




rubberpet -> RE: chinese wedding night (6/3/2008 6:59:04 PM)

No, no, no!!!  Numbaa 69 on menu is "da cum ov sum yung chik"!!! [:D]

I hear it very tasty!!!  LOL




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: chinese wedding night (6/3/2008 7:10:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: rubberpet

No, no, no!!!  Numbaa 69 on menu is "da cum ov sum yung chik"!!! [:D]

I hear it very tasty!!!  LOL


lol-see my cuz said it was sum yung dick......hmmmmmm




rubberpet -> RE: chinese wedding night (6/4/2008 2:48:26 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne

quote:

ORIGINAL: rubberpet

No, no, no!!!  Numbaa 69 on menu is "da cum ov sum yung chik"!!! [:D]

I hear it very tasty!!!  LOL


lol-see my cuz said it was sum yung dick......hmmmmmm


Oh...you go to diffewent westawant!  No matta where you go, you always get your cookie!

Either way, I guess it's better than their chow-meow surprise! [8|]  LOL




Phoenix2raven -> RE: chinese wedding night (6/4/2008 5:21:44 AM)

No # 69 is some young guy hung way low with a side of big long dong!!!




rubberpet -> RE: chinese wedding night (6/4/2008 6:02:30 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Phoenix2raven

No # 69 is some young guy hung way low with a side of big long dong!!!


Sounds like you just wanna nibble his wontons and eggroll! [:D]




persephonee -> RE: chinese wedding night (6/4/2008 6:52:22 AM)

i may never order take out again.




MissMacey -> RE: chinese wedding night (6/4/2008 8:12:47 AM)

I thought it was Cream of Some Young Guy.

Great joke. I needed it!




Saratov -> RE: chinese wedding night (6/4/2008 8:51:58 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

i may never order take out again.


At least not asian food.




MissMacey -> RE: chinese wedding night (6/4/2008 9:02:59 AM)

But once you take out Asia, there is less pink on the map.


eta:
This sounded funnier in my head...to a few of the voices!




darchChylde -> RE: chinese wedding night (6/4/2008 11:48:09 AM)

is it ok if i'm offended and still laugh?




SteelofUtah -> RE: chinese wedding night (6/4/2008 11:54:40 AM)

I thought this was funny as hell

I even like the extremely racist way they typed out the way that asians speak

I laughed my ass off.

Steel




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: chinese wedding night (6/4/2008 1:07:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

is it ok if i'm offended and still laugh?



absolutely!




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