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RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 11:03:21 PM   
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I’m fashionable…
I’m self cleaning…
I’m new and improved…
I play well with others…
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RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 11:10:45 PM   
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"...online, but would be interested in maybe more in time."
I really just want to cyber, but if it'll help, i'll pretend i like you as a person.



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    RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/5/2008 3:03:41 AM   
    JulieorSarah


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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

    I'm a twenty year old Dominant, trained in the Old Guard.....
    Translation:  


    i  hear from under 25s who say ... any or any combination of the following (translation)

    ... you wont be disappointed ... (cause it'll be over so quickly you won't notice it)
    ... i know how to give a true submissive what she craves ... (my shopping/laundry/housework...)
    ... i'm experienced ... (i've had sex and i spanked her lightly once)
    ... i'm very experienced ... (i've had sex, twice, we used Dad's ties, and i spanked her .. hard)
    ... i'm not here for the sex ... (i just want to cum while i watch you cum)
    ... i know how to treat the gift of submission ... (refer to you won't be disappointed)

    Winsome's hit a goal, earned an Oscar, and a Nobel Prize for humour!

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    RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/5/2008 3:07:29 AM   
    WinsomeDefiance


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    RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/5/2008 3:35:04 AM   
    lronitulstahp


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    I'm not real so at least you should be....

    I'm not interested in anyone from Nigeria or the Philippines
    I actually fell for the Nigerian Philippine scammers in the past....how dumb am I???

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    RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/5/2008 3:35:21 AM   
    KMsAngel


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    I'm restless, not sure what is wrong with me...

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    RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/5/2008 4:05:52 AM   
    Daddysredhead


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    Status: offline     		Dear Angel,

    I think that one must have been duplicated and sent out in various forms. 

    Perhaps, translated, it means...  "I have jock itch."  ???

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    RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/5/2008 6:14:18 AM   
    WinsomeDefiance


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    Status: offline     		I feel your pain Angel, and NOOOOOO it is NOT jock-itch ...but rather the lack of a jock to scratch the itch...hmph

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    RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/5/2008 6:27:48 AM   
    KMsAngel


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    Status: offline     		Exact-a-caly, winsome!

    i was making a declaration, there, red!

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    RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/19/2008 6:13:01 AM   
    lronitulstahp


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    translation:
    i'm an elderly person who possesses all the asshat tendencies of a 21- year old, without the forgiveable stamina....
     
    (sorry guys, i know this thread was shelved for a while...but i just had to get this one out... some people...sheesh!)

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    RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/22/2008 7:11:32 PM   
    lronitulstahp


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    translation:
    Awesome blowjobs babe...but back to the wife and kids come Monday morn'

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    RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/22/2008 8:47:54 PM   
    shivermetimbers


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    TRANSLATION:   I need a hole, any hole, to stick it in

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    RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/29/2008 2:26:38 AM   
    TMIk


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    Status: offline     		I didn't mean to hurt you

    Translation - You make things so complicated.. God I just want to get off.


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    RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/29/2008 2:49:42 AM   
    KMsAngel


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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

    I love you but I'm not in love with you...

    translation:
    Awesome blowjobs babe...but back to the wife and kids come Monday morn'


    or

    i've been with you too long, ditch the wife and kids and back to the chick on the side - in fact let's divorce, she's better at it then you and she doesn't have kids

    (2 yrs later, they have a baby, he's been fired, she's back to working instead of staying at home on maternity leave)

    karma bites you on the ass, eventually...

    < Message edited by KMsAngel -- 6/29/2008 2:50:46 AM >

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