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THE HORTH WHITHPERER - 6/5/2008 8:37:21 AM   
AquarianMale53


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  A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?' 'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.'

  So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. 'A female horth.' So he shows him a prized filly.

  ‘Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'? So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. 'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'?

  So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. 'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'? The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. 'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'?

  Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. 'Perhapth I should rephrase that.

  Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'?
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RE: THE HORTH WHITHPERER - 6/5/2008 8:54:06 AM   
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RE: THE HORTH WHITHPERER - 6/5/2008 8:57:20 AM   
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RE: THE HORTH WHITHPERER - 6/5/2008 9:00:44 AM   
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Status: offline 		 That one's going to keep me grinning for a while!

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RE: THE HORTH WHITHPERER - 6/5/2008 10:04:51 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hmmmm, anytime you mix a midget with a speach impediment and shove his head up as horse's twat, that makes for good comedy!  That joke fuckin' rocks!!!

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RE: THE HORTH WHITHPERER - 6/5/2008 2:01:36 PM   
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RE: THE HORTH WHITHPERER - 6/5/2008 3:22:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		god i loved that.................the same sort of mistake i'd make

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RE: THE HORTH WHITHPERER - 6/5/2008 4:58:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm thinking that even if someone asked, I would not insert their head into a horse's hoohah.

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RE: THE HORTH WHITHPERER - 6/5/2008 5:27:15 PM   
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RE: THE HORTH WHITHPERER - 6/5/2008 5:50:18 PM   
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RE: THE HORTH WHITHPERER - 6/6/2008 4:36:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		makin fun of folks with a lisp......shame on you!

ok that was my smart ass answer.....my real one is   dats funny as shit!

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RE: THE HORTH WHITHPERER - 6/6/2008 5:21:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		That reminds me of the girl who had sex with a god. When he was finished with her, he stood and declared, "I am Thor!"
..........drumroll..........
and she said, "You think you're Thor.....im tho thor i can hardly walk!

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RE: THE HORTH WHITHPERER - 6/6/2008 6:05:50 AM   
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RE: THE HORTH WHITHPERER - 6/6/2008 7:52:46 AM   
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RE: THE HORTH WHITHPERER - 6/7/2008 7:26:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		was it as good for the horse?

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