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BBWnNC72 -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/5/2008 6:10:59 PM)

Where can i go to adopt a Dom and then what about programs to help offset the costs of the neutered? 
Can we line them up and pick that way. Maybe have them show us their skills.  [:D]
i have one in mind, but i want to make sure you know.




xxblushesxx -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/5/2008 6:15:40 PM)

You guys are NOT getting into the spirit of this!
It is NOT about YOU!! (how many profiles have you seen *that* on? *lol*)
Do the right thing.
Do the loving thing.
And do it for the right reasons.

(ask Cali what they are, she'll tell ya!)
(I would but, it's a pg forum...)




hejira92 -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/5/2008 6:38:54 PM)

Oh, yes, blushes, it's a very noble cause! Unfortunately, I live in a one Dom household, and my One Dom takes all of my time and energy. But it always makes me so sad when I see a sub-less Dom wandering about the streets, rifling through the garbage, hoping to find a discarded flogger or worn out paddle, starting threads about how all subs are too fat, demanding every woman within 50 miles address him as Lord so-and-so, and declaring himself an expert on extreme edge play after seeing a video.
 
Sigh. Yes, they need good homes and consistant training. 
 
 
 
(me, after Master reads this. lol  [sm=couch.gif] )




BBWnNC72 -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/5/2008 7:00:07 PM)

ok, i offer great cheese cake, either the unhealthy fat filled kind or the healthy low fat and made with Splenda kind.  i offer a nice soft round body to cuddle, use sexually, flogg, cane, tie up, and the list goes one.  i offer obiedence, honesty, trustworthyness, open constructive communication.  i offer good conversation, the love seat while watching movies, the good pillows in my Cal King totally awesome bed.  i offer a clean house, dishless sink (mostly), and a freezer stocked with popcicles and steaks.  i offer cold ice tea, pepsi, water, milk, or drink of choice. 

Is that better blushes?

edited because this heat is making me spell really badly and popcicles are not spelled popcycles, LOL.




Gwynvyd -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/5/2008 7:01:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

*chuckles* ok folks.. I know Medical might be on my list.. ( most things are) but Spaying.. and de worming... Um.... Umm....

Scary!

I dont have worms or fleas.. very clean.

Wanna keep all my girlie stuff right where it is. *chuckles*

and Kitty keeps her claws..trust me.. you will thank me later. *winks*

Gwyn


*pretend this is the smiley holding the flowers* (I couldn't get the smiley thingy to open)



Awwwwwww..... *smiles and winks.. and wiggles her eyebrows*

Gwyn




Gwynvyd -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/5/2008 7:07:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

and are they already housebroken??  Do they come with accessories?


I come with more accessories then Barbie.. (that bitch)

and mine are the fun kind!

Muhahahahahahahaa

Gwyn




Gwynvyd -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/5/2008 7:09:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: hejira92

Oh, yes, blushes, it's a very noble cause! Unfortunately, I live in a one Dom household, and my One Dom takes all of my time and energy. But it always makes me so sad when I see a sub-less Dom wandering about the streets, rifling through the garbage, hoping to find a discarded flogger or worn out paddle, starting threads about how all subs are too fat, demanding every woman within 50 miles address him as Lord so-and-so, and declaring himself an expert on extreme edge play after seeing a video.
 
Sigh. Yes, they need good homes and consistant training. 
 
 
 
(me, after Master reads this. lol  [sm=couch.gif] )


*chucklesnorts!*

Gwyn




sunshinemiss -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/5/2008 7:12:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

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ORIGINAL: phoenixinchains

i wants to adopt Sylvere, please.


B,but...

I already picked that one...

*sobs*


greedy slut....

and hey, does Antonio Banderes come with that cat? 




GreedyTop -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/5/2008 7:18:38 PM)

you called?




xxblushesxx -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/5/2008 9:47:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hejira92

Oh, yes, blushes, it's a very noble cause! Unfortunately, I live in a one Dom household, and my One Dom takes all of my time and energy. But it always makes me so sad when I see a sub-less Dom wandering about the streets, rifling through the garbage, hoping to find a discarded flogger or worn out paddle, starting threads about how all subs are too fat, demanding every woman within 50 miles address him as Lord so-and-so, and declaring himself an expert on extreme edge play after seeing a video.
 
Sigh. Yes, they need good homes and consistant training. 
 
 
 
(me, after Master reads this. lol  [sm=couch.gif] )


This makes me sooo sad...




Dominare -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/5/2008 11:27:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx
...Do the right thing.
Do the loving thing.
And do it for the right reasons.


[All lies! There's a full-length coat made of Dom-skins hanging in c's closet (mostly HM leather hide). And PETD has black-listed her for inhumane treatment and cruelty to Doms.]




GreedyTop -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/5/2008 11:41:54 PM)

*snickersnort*




KMsAngel -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/6/2008 1:08:11 AM)

i offer my pure body, untouched by any implements, unexposed to male hands for many a year (and female too you dirty minded perverts). i mean (despite the kids) i'm practically a virgin again! and some places [:)] totally virgin.

how much more saintly can i get? pure of soul, pure of mind, pure of tongue, offering myself to a needy dom. sigh. [sm=flying.gif]

no snickersnorts allowed. tis all true




parttimehotty -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/6/2008 5:41:52 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

Did hotty help you with your sig line? [:)]


BIG NEGATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




parttimehotty -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/6/2008 5:45:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: pinksugarsub

*Snorts coke outta my nose laughing.*
 
Thanks; i needed a good laugh.
 
pinksugarsub


Admitting that you use is the 1st step to recovery.

**Does this font style hurt your eyes**?




sirsholly -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/6/2008 5:46:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

i offer my pure body, untouched by any implements, unexposed to male hands for many a year (and female too you dirty minded perverts). i mean (despite the kids) i'm practically a virgin again! and some places [:)] totally virgin.

how much more saintly can i get? pure of soul, pure of mind, pure of tongue, offering myself to a needy dom. sigh. [sm=flying.gif]




[sm=help.gif] getting deep in here.......




sirsholly -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/6/2008 5:48:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

Did hotty help you with your sig line? [:)]


BIG NEGATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


if Pot-head helped me with my sig line everyone would think i am an itty-bitty titted big mouthed bitch.
can't have that...now can we?




KMsAngel -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/6/2008 6:11:40 AM)

hmph. i'm pouting here holly. just cause YOU and PURTY are always going on about your false virginities... don't pull me in on that! one TWUE here!

[:(]




sirsholly -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/6/2008 6:15:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

hmph. i'm pouting here holly. just cause YOU and PURTY are always going on about your false virginities... don't pull me in on that! one TWUE here!

[:(]


no no no...it is Pots who is falsly claiming to be the worlds oldest virgin. I am simply (and correctly) stating my purity and innocence.....




GreedyTop -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/6/2008 6:17:36 AM)

*SNORT*




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