EvilKitty
Posts: 148
Joined: 7/13/2006 From: Tampa Florida Status: offline
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Ooooh, ooooh, I know this one! In my toy bag, we call it a "pickle picker" & it makes the scariest noise known to male genitalia. Imagine a pick-up claw, 3 little claws...they extend & retract into a long sheath & are activated by a plunger button on the top end. Stick the claw end into a tall, narrow, olive bottle & push the plunger on top. The claws open...you position them over an olive (or pickle) (or lovely little flesh helmet-head!) & let up on the plunger. The claws close around & you've GRABBED whatever you aimed it at. Could be nipples, could be testicles! Mine came from a big box of assorted silverware, flatware & serving implements at a thrift store. It's sterling plated & must therefore be shined before it gets packed for a party. The boy always dreads the evenings when, while packing my bags, is told to "shine up the pickle picker"!  Blindfolded later & bound to a cross, all he hears is the clickety-clack as I open & close the claws while coming closer & closer to his jewels! Ahhhhh, bliss!
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