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LadyRainfire -> RE: Give Lumus an Idea! (6/6/2008 1:13:32 PM)

[sm=couch.gif]  I hope not....... And he's gonna be home any minute......




beargonewild -> RE: Give Lumus an Idea! (6/6/2008 2:03:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Okie dokie then ….  let’s run with blind fold idea and get you guys out of the house for some air at the same time.  How about a short adventure to the side of the house under the eves.  Hook up a tackle & block in advance then…

OK LRF, can you picture it?  He smiles at you and gives you a passionate kiss.  The kind of kiss that makes you melt in his mouth and in his hands.   Then he hooks up that blindfold.  While you are still in the heat of passion, he leads you outside.  He takes you step by step, out the door, down stairs and around obstacles.  He has you gently by the hand and firmly by the hair on the nape of your neck.  He is gentle and kind, leading you while you are at his mercy but he is firm and masculine at the same time.  You feel the inner animal in him as he leads you helpless and blindfolded. 
When you get to the side of the house, in a deep, calm and steady voice you hear him say, “strip.”  His tone gives you apprehension…  you can hear the animal in his voice.  You don’t know him well enough to predict this side of him yet but you don’t dare ponder these thoughts or hesitate a moment longer and you strip out of your clothes. 

The air on your skin feels good even though it is a painful reminder that you are exposed, helpless and blindfolded.  You hear shuffling and feel the ropes against your skin as he binds you.  Your chest, your wrists, your crotch then finally with great care he extensively wraps your ankles.  You became hypnotized by the Shibari and the rhythm he applied the ropes.  As helpless as you are, you feel safe in Master’s ropes. 

He speaks tells you to “lay down”.   The grass is cool and picky.  You hear the rollers in the tackle and block and realize some suspension may be in order… and suddenly you realize … nooooo… wait…. it can’t be.  No wonder he wrapped your ankles so carefully. 

Up you go in an inverted suspension.  You listen to hear his voice.  You crave some connection with Master, some security, in this naked, blind, exposed, helpless upside-down world.  The blood rushes in with the flood of emotions.  You are spaced.  Then it comes…. You feel his hands on your face, his fingers find your lips and part them.  Then he gives you a Spiderman kiss and you know everything will be alright, the connection is made. 


<------------------------------------------ *puddle of mush*




beargonewild -> RE: Give Lumus an Idea! (6/6/2008 2:06:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

[sm=couch.gif]  I hope not....... And he's gonna be home any minute......



I can't offer any ideas to Lumus. Simply because I plan to visit them this summer some time and I know full well that paybacks are a bitch!




GreedyTop -> RE: Give Lumus an Idea! (6/6/2008 2:23:32 PM)

ok, Bear... tell ME!!

(and I'll pass it along...)




beargonewild -> RE: Give Lumus an Idea! (6/6/2008 2:25:45 PM)

~smooches up Greedy~

I have a confession.....I have no ideas,




GreedyTop -> RE: Give Lumus an Idea! (6/6/2008 2:27:30 PM)

*grin* nice save Bear ;)

*grope hug smooch*




Lumus -> RE: Give Lumus an Idea! (6/6/2008 2:43:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

[sm=couch.gif]  I hope not....... And he's gonna be home any minute......



I can't offer any ideas to Lumus. Simply because I plan to visit them this summer some time and I know full well that paybacks are a bitch!


You'd better visit! [;)]  I was telling Rain, we could haunt a few of the bars downtown, have some lager, see abouyt a game of darts or pool [if you're of a mind for either]...




Lumus -> RE: Give Lumus an Idea! (6/6/2008 2:57:57 PM)

Hmm.  Well, I suppose, depending on my mood, I could do any number of things...

[For example, grinning at Rain before I started this post while cracking my knuckles...ahh, the immediate cringe and look of terror on her face...]

Now, I might still have to test a few of these things on Cali first [since she volunteered so sweetly to be my guinea pig], but

For a little body modification, I think superheated rods of metal are a wonderful way of saying, "I love you"...or is it, "Fuckin-A, this is gonna hurt you more than it hurts Me..."

For a little mystery, there's a brief jaunt to the dollar store and hardware store before coming home, blindfolding her, and playing my ever-so-favourite "What Do you Think I'm Inserting Now" game...

For bondage, does anything really beat piano wire?  Think shigawire, oh ye who are familiar with Frank Herbert...

For humiliation, oh...so many things.  Here's an unconventional one that's a surefire hit:  calling my parents and saying after a few minutes of well-placed verbiage:  "Oh, yeah, she's right here.  I'll hand the phone over..."  Then cupping my hand over the mouthpiece and whispering to her as she stares stunned at me, "Guess what my parents just found out...?" - topped off with the passing over of said phone...

As for punishments...well, now, I like to make those fit the crime.  Make a person nervous enough and they'll blab out of terror; said blabbing is sure to inspire you!  Most recently it was a little drill on etiquette; just a reminder, really, to establish certain baselines.  Worked like a charm.  I think my favourite punishment that I ever doled out to anyone involved a pitcher of ice water, a few feathers, a dripping faucet, and a towel.  [Not to Rain; that was something else, somewhere else...hmm, that also worked like a charm, now that I think of it.]

So...which one are you volunteering to help me with first, Cali?





CalifChick -> RE: Give Lumus an Idea! (6/6/2008 3:11:44 PM)

1.  I never volunteered.
2.  Now I gotta block you.  SUMBITCH! I hate when that happens!

Cali
(who wishes sentences that inadvertently hit the really big bad uglies would automatically be white on white so they'd be just about invisible)






soul2share -> RE: Give Lumus an Idea! (6/6/2008 5:50:19 PM)

UM, Rain and Cali..........

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!     [sm=runaway.gif]

Rain you were right....the man needs no help in the ideas department!  "Superheated metal rods"?  Was he part of the Spanish Inquisition in an earlier life????? 

Should you need a hidey-hole, you can come here! 




everhope -> RE: Give Lumus an Idea! (6/6/2008 6:22:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Okie dokie then ….  let’s run with blind fold idea and get you guys out of the house for some air at the same time.  How about a short adventure to the side of the house under the eves.  Hook up a tackle & block in advance then…

OK LRF, can you picture it?  He smiles at you and gives you a passionate kiss.  The kind of kiss that makes you melt in his mouth and in his hands.   Then he hooks up that blindfold.  While you are still in the heat of passion, he leads you outside.  He takes you step by step, out the door, down stairs and around obstacles.  He has you gently by the hand and firmly by the hair on the nape of your neck.  He is gentle and kind, leading you while you are at his mercy but he is firm and masculine at the same time.  You feel the inner animal in him as he leads you helpless and blindfolded. 
When you get to the side of the house, in a deep, calm and steady voice you hear him say, “strip.”  His tone gives you apprehension…  you can hear the animal in his voice.  You don’t know him well enough to predict this side of him yet but you don’t dare ponder these thoughts or hesitate a moment longer and you strip out of your clothes. 

The air on your skin feels good even though it is a painful reminder that you are exposed, helpless and blindfolded.  You hear shuffling and feel the ropes against your skin as he binds you.  Your chest, your wrists, your crotch then finally with great care he extensively wraps your ankles.  You became hypnotized by the Shibari and the rhythm he applied the ropes.  As helpless as you are, you feel safe in Master’s ropes. 

He speaks tells you to “lay down”.   The grass is cool and picky.  You hear the rollers in the tackle and block and realize some suspension may be in order… and suddenly you realize … nooooo… wait…. it can’t be.  No wonder he wrapped your ankles so carefully. 

Up you go in an inverted suspension.  You listen to hear his voice.  You crave some connection with Master, some security, in this naked, blind, exposed, helpless upside-down world.  The blood rushes in with the flood of emotions.  You are spaced.  Then it comes…. You feel his hands on your face, his fingers find your lips and part them.  Then he gives you a Spiderman kiss and you know everything will be alright, the connection is made. 


ooooh...fuck...please excuse my french.
but
i mean why did you go and have to put the kiss in that scenario, Sir. like his voice was not enough....
i think a romantic sadist is a dangerous thing...real dangerous!




christine1 -> RE: Give Lumus an Idea! (6/6/2008 6:33:01 PM)

how about, "100 Bondage Ideas With Barbed Wire"  i have to say i've never had it used on me but i'm going to start begging hard for it when the appropriate time presents itsself.  [:)]




LadyRainfire -> RE: Give Lumus an Idea! (6/6/2008 6:37:42 PM)

[&:]  I told y'all he was an evil Genius..... But did anyone believe me????????? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!  The man has plenty of evil ideas on his own, thank you very much.......

[sm=wall.gif] 




GreedyTop -> RE: Give Lumus an Idea! (6/6/2008 6:48:45 PM)

I believed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




beargonewild -> RE: Give Lumus an Idea! (6/6/2008 8:27:17 PM)

Ok Greedy, I have a great idea.....*snicker*

Let's have a whole group of us descend on Lumus and he can entertain us for a week or 4?




GreedyTop -> RE: Give Lumus an Idea! (6/6/2008 8:30:02 PM)

ooooh................
I love the way you think ;)




Hippiekinkster -> RE: Give Lumus an Idea! (6/6/2008 9:25:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

Rain.....be nice to me or i will tell Lumus about spanking with a vampire glove followed by BenGay.....
Hahaha back in my late 20s I greased my dick up with Ben-gay and fucked my GF. Woke her up. hahahaha [sm=evil.gif]

I'm thinkin' of making a line of special soaps... from ancho to chipotle all the way up to habanero. Hahahaha.




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Give Lumus an Idea! (6/6/2008 9:31:30 PM)

Good grief, I was applying Ben-gay (Or its equivalent) to my ex-roomates thighs and calves.  I confess I did get a little frisky.  You'd have thought I'd branded his testicles, the way he jumped up and danced about.  I can't imagine how he'd have reacted if I'd have actually lathered it on.  Kudos for the brave move there, HippieK




Hippiekinkster -> RE: Give Lumus an Idea! (6/6/2008 9:34:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

Good grief, I was applying Ben-gay (Or its equivalent) to my ex-roomates thighs and calves.  I confess I did get a little frisky.  You'd have thought I'd branded his testicles, the way he jumped up and danced about.  I can't imagine how he'd have reacted if I'd have actually lathered it on.  Kudos for the brave move there, HippieK
TY. <bows> Gotta admit, it woke me up too. Hehehe.




Lumus -> RE: Give Lumus an Idea! (6/7/2008 9:13:49 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

1.  I never volunteered.
2.  Now I gotta block you.  SUMBITCH! I hate when that happens!

Cali
(who wishes sentences that inadvertently hit the really big bad uglies would automatically be white on white so they'd be just about invisible)


I didn't get the part in brackets, s'pose I never will if I've spooked yonder "Goddess of Sarcasm" into blocking me.  On the flip side, having the power to crush the sensitive sensibilities of a self-proclaimed deity is very alluring.  New kink?  Just sayin'...





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