Lumus
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Hmm. Well, I suppose, depending on my mood, I could do any number of things... [For example, grinning at Rain before I started this post while cracking my knuckles...ahh, the immediate cringe and look of terror on her face...] Now, I might still have to test a few of these things on Cali first [since she volunteered so sweetly to be my guinea pig], but For a little body modification, I think superheated rods of metal are a wonderful way of saying, "I love you"...or is it, "Fuckin-A, this is gonna hurt you more than it hurts Me..." For a little mystery, there's a brief jaunt to the dollar store and hardware store before coming home, blindfolding her, and playing my ever-so-favourite "What Do you Think I'm Inserting Now" game... For bondage, does anything really beat piano wire? Think shigawire, oh ye who are familiar with Frank Herbert... For humiliation, oh...so many things. Here's an unconventional one that's a surefire hit: calling my parents and saying after a few minutes of well-placed verbiage: "Oh, yeah, she's right here. I'll hand the phone over..." Then cupping my hand over the mouthpiece and whispering to her as she stares stunned at me, "Guess what my parents just found out...?" - topped off with the passing over of said phone... As for punishments...well, now, I like to make those fit the crime. Make a person nervous enough and they'll blab out of terror; said blabbing is sure to inspire you! Most recently it was a little drill on etiquette; just a reminder, really, to establish certain baselines. Worked like a charm. I think my favourite punishment that I ever doled out to anyone involved a pitcher of ice water, a few feathers, a dripping faucet, and a towel. [Not to Rain; that was something else, somewhere else...hmm, that also worked like a charm, now that I think of it.] So...which one are you volunteering to help me with first, Cali?
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<Talk to educate; listen to learn.> ~ the other half of "L&L" ~ I have been dubbed the Rainmaker. Do not make me take your water for my tribe.
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