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Saratov -> Some "borrowed" jokes (6/7/2008 9:14:03 AM)
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A Newfoundlander is driving down a back road in St. Johns.
A sign in front of a restaurant reads:
HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL
Lobster Tail and Beer
"Lord almighty" he says to himself, "my three favorite things!!"
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LITTLE SALLY
Little Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face and
told
her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!"
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It
reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was
it?"
Sally replied, "No... Salty!"
Mom fainted!
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To make it stand,
you wet it!
To make it wet,
you suck it!
To make it stiff,
you lick it!
To get it in,
You push it!
Damn !!!!!!!
Threading a needle when
you're older, is a BITCH!
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