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MstrVik -> Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower (6/7/2008 9:23:52 AM)

She has obviously made a good choice for anyone who sees stability as an important quality in their spouse - though she'd better not be prone to jealousy. With luck, she has really gotten over the Berlin Wall by now - and hopefully it'll be a long happy marriage! Ah l'amour!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2074301/Woman-with-objects-fetish-marries-Eiffel-Tower.html
 
'Erika La Tour Eiffel, 37, a former soldier who lives in San Francisco, has been in love with objects before. Her first infatuation was with Lance, a bow that helped her to become a world-class archer, she is fond of the Berlin Wall and she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom.
But it is the Eiffel Tower she has pledged to love, honour and obey in an intimate ceremony attended by a handful of friends.
She has changed her name legally to reflect the bond.'



kittinSol -> RE: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower (6/7/2008 9:47:18 AM)

As phallic symbols go, her choice was pretty spot on.



FullCircle -> RE: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower (6/7/2008 10:00:03 AM)

I saw a film once involving a laser defence system of the Eiffel tower. You had to wear this badge or you got shot by the automated system. Not quite sure why they were trying to climb up the tower i.e. what their objectives were. Actually the more I think about this film the more I think it might have actually been a bizarre dream I had.[8|]
 
update update[:D]
 
The film was called 'The Hostage Tower'.  I’m slightly disappointed by brain isn’t as creative as I thought it might have been.



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower (6/7/2008 10:02:35 AM)

there is band with the name eiffel....wonder if she knows this...

she obviously needs to get laid....and the tower cant do that for her....



MstrVik -> RE: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower (6/7/2008 10:22:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

As phallic symbols go, her choice was pretty spot on.


Good point - I guess that heavy iron construction could give it some added sense of 'über-masculinity' as well...



lusciouslips19 -> RE: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower (6/7/2008 10:25:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

As phallic symbols go, her choice was pretty spot on.


Wouldnt the Lincoln Monument be better?



Termyn8or -> RE: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower (6/7/2008 10:26:17 AM)

OOOOOOkay.

Y'know every time I think I've seen it all something like this comes up.

T



RCdc -> RE: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower (6/7/2008 10:29:28 AM)

Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer [sm=banghead.gif]

Wall Love

But now she is cheating on him with a fence.
 
the.dark.



GreedyTop -> RE: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower (6/7/2008 11:36:50 AM)

alrighty then.....



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower (6/7/2008 11:57:05 AM)

if you marry an object....does that object then become a citizen...and get health benefits and such?







DomKen -> RE: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower (6/7/2008 11:59:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

As phallic symbols go, her choice was pretty spot on.


Wouldnt the Lincoln Monument be better?

I'm hoping you meant the Washington Monument.



kittinSol -> RE: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower (6/7/2008 1:14:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

As phallic symbols go, her choice was pretty spot on.


Wouldnt the Lincoln Monument be better?


Perrraps sheee gets turned on by ze Frrench accent.



kiwisub12 -> RE: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower (6/7/2008 1:22:26 PM)

You know ....  if you are going to marry an object, one in Paris, and really BIG, is a great one to start with. [:D]

and i would have thought the Washinton Monument would have been a bit pointy to marry.



lusciouslips19 -> RE: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower (6/7/2008 3:34:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

As phallic symbols go, her choice was pretty spot on.


Wouldnt the Lincoln Monument be better?


Perrraps sheee gets turned on by ze Frrench accent.


I did mean the Washington monument but accidently said Lincoln. But thats hot too.
But now you created a yen for the Statue of Liberty.



FullCircle -> RE: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower (6/7/2008 3:48:49 PM)

Noo girth though as they say.
 
and pretty painful for a misguided sky diver.



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