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L8bloomer -> Bubbles (6/8/2008 12:51:32 AM)
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Oooo, a place where I can share my funnies that are too offensive to share with my family and vanilla friends! :D
This one is cute. :)
Once upon a time, there were little three ducks who lived by a peaceful
pond. One day they got into trouble and were sent to Bill - the duck
who was in charge of the pond. The first one stepped up in front of
Bill and looked at the ground. Bill asked, "What's your name?" The
little duck replied, "Duck." "Why did you get sent to me?" queried Bill.
"I was blowing bubbles in the pond," answered Duck. "You know you're
not supposed to do that. It's against the rules. You're suspended from
the pond for one week." Duck waddled away. The second duck approached
Bill. "What's your name?" Bill asked. The little duck replied, "Duck
Duck." "Why did you get sent to me?" Bill asked. "I was blowing bubbles
in the pond," answered Duck Duck. "You know you're not supposed to do
that. It's against the rules. You're suspended from the pond for one
week." Duck Duck waddled away. Now Bill was pretty smart and thought he
had discovered a pattern. When the third little duck waddled up to him
Bill said, "Let me guess. You're Duck Duck Duck?" "No," replied the
little duck. "I'm Bubbles."
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