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Keeping cool? - 6/8/2008 12:55:04 AM   
L8bloomer


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Two girls were walking down the sidewalk on a hot summer day. They come upon this little old lady sitting on steps in front of her house eating watermelon. They noticed that she wasn't wearing any panties. So they ask her if its cooler without wearing any panties. She said ......... "I don't know if it's cooler or not but it sure keeps the flies off the watermelon".




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RE: Keeping cool? - 6/8/2008 7:00:33 AM   
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RE: Keeping cool? - 6/8/2008 11:07:34 AM   
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RE: Keeping cool? - 6/8/2008 3:05:55 PM   
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RE: Keeping cool? - 6/8/2008 4:41:03 PM   
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RE: Keeping cool? - 6/8/2008 7:23:12 PM   
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RE: Keeping cool? - 6/9/2008 11:52:27 AM   
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RE: Keeping cool? - 6/9/2008 12:47:57 PM   
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It is now your Fault that my wife won't get any Cunilingus from me today it will take at LEAST 24 hours to get that visual out of my mind.

I will send her your e-mail address to complain.

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RE: Keeping cool? - 6/9/2008 5:00:16 PM   
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RE: Keeping cool? - 6/9/2008 11:15:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

**Shakes Head**

It is now your Fault that my wife won't get any Cunilingus from me today it will take at LEAST 24 hours to get that visual out of my mind.

I will send her your e-mail address to complain.

Steel


*LOL RT* Thanks for giving me a laugh! (At least one woman got something out of this. *grins*)

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RE: Keeping cool? - 6/10/2008 2:26:21 AM   
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RE: Keeping cool? - 6/14/2008 7:46:36 PM   
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