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angelbluewingsz -> cellular memory (6/8/2008 5:34:44 PM)

Cellular "memory" is when a transplanted organ is thought to retain some of it's previous owners personality and traits, thus affecting the new owner after transplant. Some people are said to suddenly have craving for things they didn't previously like or have memories of things they've never experienced. Although hard to prove the instances are very compelling and somewhat un nerving to the families of all involved-   Sonny Graham of Hilton Head, S.C., committed suicide in April after having spent 13 years with the transplanted heart of suicide victim Terry Cottle. The cellular implication is somewhat less likely, though, because Graham's widow was the same woman who was married to Cottle at the time of his suicide. [IslandPacket.com (Hilton Head), 4-5-08]




CharmedAnne -> RE: cellular memory (6/8/2008 7:22:00 PM)

ummm......




Sub03 -> RE: cellular memory (6/8/2008 11:53:07 PM)

uhhhhhhh.......ooooook




lilmissdefiant -> RE: cellular memory (6/8/2008 11:56:13 PM)

how is this funny???





darchChylde -> RE: cellular memory (6/9/2008 2:11:36 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lilmissdefiant

how is this funny???




If the first guy had killed himself over his wife being a credit card maxing, nagging bitch, and the second guy did for the same reasons; it would be very funny in a morbid sort of way.




sirsholly -> RE: cellular memory (6/9/2008 4:43:35 AM)

[8|]




parttimehotty -> RE: cellular memory (6/9/2008 5:57:25 AM)

[:'(]




Saratov -> RE: cellular memory (6/9/2008 10:26:40 AM)

Someone should have told him that just because he accepted the heart doesn't mean he has to take the widow too.




SteelofUtah -> RE: cellular memory (6/9/2008 12:45:50 PM)

MY GOD PEOPLE

Lighten up

This is a Story about a Guy who Commits Suicide
Donates his Heart to another guy who marries the widow of the first guy.
Either the woman in question was such a harpi that she pushed both men to commit Suicide
Or she killed both and made both look like a Suicide
However Cellular Memory could ber argued that the first man just wanted to and the Memory on a cellular level made the other guy do it too.

IT'S MORBID COMEDY

I Liked it and Laughed Accordingly.

Steel




JulieorSarah -> RE: cellular memory (6/10/2008 2:18:32 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

MY GOD PEOPLE

Lighten up

IT'S MORBID COMEDY

I Liked it and Laughed Accordingly.

Steel


Steel
i've given up, people get too tied up about the detail of the story rather than the humour ... some jokes you get some you don't ... rarely is one told to hurt or offend ... but some find offence or another agenda anyway ...




darchChylde -> RE: cellular memory (6/10/2008 8:25:59 AM)

Actually this isn't comedy because the joke missed a few steps and asked for far to much inference from the reader.  There are far too many unspecified variables to constitute good humor.   This could have been a good joke; but, as is often the case, it was badly told.




parttimehotty -> RE: cellular memory (6/10/2008 10:53:59 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

MY GOD STEEL

Lighten up

Not everyone marches to your drummer![sm=bust.gif]






Emperor1956 -> RE: cellular memory (6/10/2008 10:59:09 AM)

Schadenfreude.

E.




SteelofUtah -> RE: cellular memory (6/10/2008 11:22:15 AM)

Oh but you know you want too.

And if you let me do what the lil smilie says I might just march to yours untill I get a Tongue cramp or just get tired.

Steel




parttimehotty -> RE: cellular memory (6/10/2008 11:35:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

Schadenfreude.

E.

Am bestimmtesten!




parttimehotty -> RE: cellular memory (6/10/2008 11:37:01 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Oh but you know you want too.

And if you let me do what the lil smilie says I might just march to yours untill I get a Tongue cramp or just get tired.

Steel


Ich freue mich darauf, Sie im nächsten Jahr zu besuchen!




SteelofUtah -> RE: cellular memory (6/10/2008 11:47:35 AM)

WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT A WHOLE YEAR???????

Can't you come to me?

OR!!!!

Ich möchte Sie schmecken, während meine Frau macht sexy Dinge auf Sie. Möchten Sie das?




SteelofUtah -> RE: cellular memory (6/10/2008 11:50:23 AM)

Okay a little something got lost in Translation there.

Basically I was thinking Naughty Naughty things and it seems to have left all all of the connectors like "you" and " do to"




SteelofUtah -> RE: cellular memory (6/10/2008 11:52:31 AM)

This one works so much better

Ich möchte Sie schreien auf Extasy auf die Dinge, meine Frau und ich werde tun, um Ihre nackten Körper. It's fun to talk dirty in Foreign Languages.  Steel  




parttimehotty -> RE: cellular memory (6/10/2008 12:51:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

This one works so much better

Ich möchte Sie schreien auf Extasy auf die Dinge, meine Frau und ich werde tun, um Ihre nackten Körper. It's fun to talk dirty in Foreign Languages.  Steel  


Ich würde lieben, Sie und Ihren Sklaven zu beobachten




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