Is my ass jiggling too much???....and other silly thoughts

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mistoferin -> Is my ass jiggling too much???....and other silly thoughts (6/9/2008 8:41:35 AM)
Why oh why do we do this to ourselves? The other night Sir had me on the cross and was scening me. It just happened to be at a public party, although I have the same thing happen just as often privately. Anyway, at one point in the scene he started beating my ass with a rubber mallet. He was cranking it to me really well and all of a sudden this overwhelming thought..."OMG, is my ass jiggling really bad???" So of course, instead of focusing on the impact...I started focusing on the result of the impact and trying desperately to control the amount of jiggle. Then suddenly it hit me....DUH!!!!! This man is annihilating your ass with a rubber mallet....Of COURSE it's jiggling! I then started laughing at my foolishness and quickly got myself back into the sensations, the music and my headspace. A little after the scene was over a couple of my girlfriends came over to sit with me while Sir was cleaning up so that someone else could use the space. One of them asked me how I could laugh like that when my ass was being pounded with a mallet. I started laughing again and told them of the silly irrational thought. They both burst out laughing then too and said that they both do exactly the same thing! Later while I was talking about it to Sir he laughed and said..."I was beating you with a mallet and you wonder if your ass was jiggling? Ha ha...Like an earthquake!!!" So I asked if that bothered him. He told me that if it did he probably wouldn't make it happen over and over and over... So....why do we put ourselves through such silliness?

fairerthanshe -> RE: Is my ass jiggling too much???....and other silly thoughts (6/9/2008 8:46:21 AM)
Greetings mist, I thought that's why they beat us with various and sundry implements - just to see our ass jiggle! You mean, there is some other motive behind these actions??? Now I have the Jello theme song running through my head! lol and I have done similar things way too often for comfort before having that aha moment and laughing aloud. SJ usually takes care of unprovoked laughter with immediate 0-10 pain, so it doesn't last long. well wishes and happy laughing ~ fairer than she

Dnomyar -> RE: Is my ass jiggling too much???....and other silly thoughts (6/9/2008 8:59:35 AM)
fairerthanshe. There is no other motive. There is nothing sexier(to me at least) than seen a woman walking and seeing her ass jiggle.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Is my ass jiggling too much???....and other silly thoughts (6/9/2008 9:03:56 AM)
starts to sing...lets get jiggly with it....da nanana...nana..nana...get jiggly with it... and remembers al bundy and the jiggly room!

abcbsex -> RE: Is my ass jiggling too much???....and other silly thoughts (6/9/2008 10:32:17 AM)
I've had moments like that... one in particular was when I had a ball gag in my mouth and started worrying about the sweat that had started dripping off my forehead (our apartment is usually at 85 degrees, even with constant AC)... hello, I was drooling and looked like a hot mess and I was worried about sweating a little bit? I also get worried about how I look when my hair starts coming unstyled... but usually that's the point of hot dirty sex, isn't it? looking completely disheveled by the end?

mistoferin -> RE: Is my ass jiggling too much???....and other silly thoughts (6/9/2008 10:39:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: abcbsex I also get worried about how I look when my hair starts coming unstyled... but usually that's the point of hot dirty sex, isn't it? looking completely disheveled by the end? Ha ha, we just had a talk about that the other day. Sir was saying that he loves both my looks....the pretty perfect makeup and hair look AND the makeup running down my face hair looking like something tried to nest in it. He says the last one makes him smile because he knows that he's the one responsible for making me look that way.

LadyPhoenixRisen -> RE: Is my ass jiggling too much???....and other silly thoughts (6/9/2008 10:48:14 AM)
I used to do that stuff a lot, and probably still do to some extent. It took a while for me to realize how he was seeing me as I was in the most stupid position, or when my hair was everywhere. Now I can see that he saw one of the most sexy things he could have, a woman that would do and endure anything for him. It's quite a realization.[sm=shake.gif]

mistoferin -> RE: Is my ass jiggling too much???....and other silly thoughts (6/9/2008 10:54:26 AM)
Yes, it is. I guess that is really the point of this post. We do get put into some really awkward, stupid looking poses and many times we definitely are not looking our best....and yet somehow they still see us as sexy and beautiful. So really, we shouldn't be stressing over whether or not we have a droplet of sweat, a pimple on our butt...or whether or not our ass is jiggly.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Is my ass jiggling too much???....and other silly thoughts (6/9/2008 11:14:34 AM)
LOL erin!! Believe me, I have caught sight of myself as I top sometimes, and let's just say it's a good thing the bottom can't always see me! Flying hair, bouncing boobs, it's just sad and wrong....

fluffyswitch -> RE: Is my ass jiggling too much???....and other silly thoughts (6/9/2008 11:34:26 AM)
we scene most often in front of a full length mirror just because of teh way my apartment is set up. i have many many many of these thoughts lol.

Deliena -> RE: Is my ass jiggling too much???....and other silly thoughts (6/9/2008 11:44:23 AM)
To be honest my arse jiggling doesn't worry me, but I do get very self conscious about my tummy (to the extent that I am now making myself do situps each day to work on it because it distresses me so much). Master says I look womanly, like a woman my age is supposed to, but I'm not happy with my body shape right now, so I'm doing something about it. I guess if it was that horrendous though he wouldn't enjoy my body as much as he clearly does.

fluffyswitch -> RE: Is my ass jiggling too much???....and other silly thoughts (6/9/2008 11:48:50 AM)
He referred to me as a rocking fat chick this weekend...which i'm still not sure how to take...lol. i just know that it's not going to do much for these types of thoughts. oh well.

Stusmobile -> RE: Is my ass jiggling too much???....and other silly thoughts (6/9/2008 11:51:33 AM)
Ladies, we love you, no matter your shape or size, the big ones or the little ones, the blonde or the brunette, somewhere there is an admirer that loves that look. Stop worrying and realise that when we choose to enjoy your body, we enjoy it all ..... no matter you have a pimple, a scar or heaven forbid a bit of cellulite on your ass ...... we love you for all of you. Watching you go from very demure and dressed for the office to crawling on all fours begging to be allowed to cum ..... calling us bastards for holding you right at the edge for as long as we choose, taking delight in messing your hair and makeup up as you get ready for a big night out ...... oh yes we love you.

Sandyshores29718 -> RE: Is my ass jiggling too much???....and other silly thoughts (6/9/2008 12:02:58 PM)
Its funny you bring this up. i'm always worried what my face looks like during some really great rough sex. rofl We all know they are NOT our best faces. lol

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Is my ass jiggling too much???....and other silly thoughts (6/9/2008 12:26:29 PM)
Haha, that's a cute story! I guess with me, or maybe many of us in general, I want to appear perfect. Self conscious! [:D]

Phin -> RE: Is my ass jiggling too much???....and other silly thoughts (6/9/2008 12:32:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Stusmobile Ladies, we love you, no matter your shape or size, the big ones or the little ones, the blonde or the brunette, somewhere there is an admirer that loves that look. Stop worrying and realise that when we choose to enjoy your body, we enjoy it all ..... no matter you have a pimple, a scar or heaven forbid a bit of cellulite on your ass ...... we love you for all of you. Watching you go from very demure and dressed for the office to crawling on all fours begging to be allowed to cum ..... calling us bastards for holding you right at the edge for as long as we choose, taking delight in messing your hair and makeup up as you get ready for a big night out ...... oh yes we love you. [sm=goodpost.gif] [sm=line.gif] well said.

BitaTruble -> RE: Is my ass jiggling too much???....and other silly thoughts (6/9/2008 12:39:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Stusmobile Ladies, we love you, no matter your shape or size, the big ones or the little ones, the blonde or the brunette, somewhere there is an admirer that loves that look. Stop worrying and realise that when we choose to enjoy your body, we enjoy it all ..... no matter you have a pimple, a scar or heaven forbid a bit of cellulite on your ass ...... we love you for all of you. Watching you go from very demure and dressed for the office to crawling on all fours begging to be allowed to cum ..... calling us bastards for holding you right at the edge for as long as we choose, taking delight in messing your hair and makeup up as you get ready for a big night out ...... oh yes we love you. ::hands Stusmobile the Silver-Tongued Devil Award:: [sm=champ.gif]

Deliena -> RE: Is my ass jiggling too much???....and other silly thoughts (6/9/2008 12:45:34 PM)
How fecking cool are you??? [sm=yourock.gif]

Deliena -> RE: Is my ass jiggling too much???....and other silly thoughts (6/9/2008 12:48:24 PM)
"rocking fat chick" sounds a bit odd and cool at the same time! I'd settle for being called a chick again since I'm clearly an old poulet these days LOL

fluffyswitch -> RE: Is my ass jiggling too much???....and other silly thoughts (6/9/2008 12:58:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Deliena "rocking fat chick" sounds a bit odd and cool at the same time! I'd settle for being called a chick again since I'm clearly an old poulet these days LOL yeah that was one of those i think that's a compliment moments lol.

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