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MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:40:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KatyLied quote: just for your info, the word you are looking for (I think anyway) is vain... It was much more entertaining when we had the visual of him covered withvaricose veins. Please accept my apology Katy... it was entertaining at first, but then it really started to creep me out...

Jinger -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:41:34 PM)
quote: just for your info, the word you are looking for (I think anyway) is vain... Oh man. Now that's really embarrassing. Here I am trying to convince people that I know everything and... But the truth is that both words fit, actually. Check it out. Though I suppose I'm still off, given the context. MY LIFE IS A TRAGEDY! [Mod Note; image removed]

Jinger -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:43:18 PM)
Wow that is a really gross picture. Isn't it? But then again, I am very gross.

lalbobbilynn -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:44:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jinger quote: K, i have one, me, me ........ over here dude! Seriously dude, ok sooooooooooooooo, it is MONDAY, & my A/C in my apartment has been non-functional since ummmmmmmmm yeah, Sept, and i started my period TODAY, and my ex called TODAY, ohhhhhh yes, and i need to pack up and move, and the apartment pool looks like a swamp dump, the electricity was off for five hours yesterday, and i am certain the older gentleman above me is dead, i need to clean my van, i am rather certain i should eat as well, nevertheless my mind is over-taken by, to put it bluntly i am so flippin horny i am certain to go blind in a matter of minutes, and well, i really don't want to move from my chair, partly because i fear ripping the skin from the back of my thighs, and the fan is aimed just right, i am starting to get EVEN more turned on ....... alas, any thoughts on how the planets aligned into such a fashion as to affix the numbers 666 on my sweaty/horny/agitated/probably foul smelling chest?!!!!!!? Pontificate for me if U please!! That was one hell of an intro. I'm afraid I'm not sure if I follow the question but I think what you're asking me is "why does my life suck right now?" And if that's the case find solace in the fact that at least you don't have to study for the SATs tomorrow. Or at least you don't have mono. Aye what? The fact is that "sweaty" "foul smelling" "horny" and "chest" are descriptive words that arouse many people around here. Some would die to be pressed against that chest. Oh yes. Think of if this way: at least you're not dead. And if you die then you won't have to deal with that mess. LMAO ....... well now that i chuckled loud enough to scare the goldfish who was playing dead, i think i will go check on the gentleman above me; i am certain he shall smell me before i arrive! If i only had the troubles of SAT's instead of wondering if i could deficate 3500 dollars in a weeks time. BTW ... death passed me by and took the gentle breeze with her ....... she said i offended her sense of olfactory!! Go figure! [&:] b.~

MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:44:41 PM)
eeeew lol. ok, that was funny.

Raechard -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:44:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee Hallo Raechard, nice to see you too. Oops, hijack; Um...question...Jinger where has Raechard been? Hello subtee, I never leave. Nice to see you also.

Jinger -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:49:58 PM)
quote: Hello subtee, I never leave. Nice to see you also. Do people think we're the same person? Because that is not the case. MORE QUESTIONS PEOPLE.

Raechard -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:52:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jinger quote: just for your info, the word you are looking for (I think anyway) is vain... Oh man. Now that's really embarrassing. Here I am trying to convince people that I know everything and... But the truth is that both words fit, actually. Check it out. Though I suppose I'm still off, given the context. MY LIFE IS A TRAGEDY! Have you been in Lord of The Rings by any chance? It’s just that picture is really familiar.

Raechard -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:53:08 PM)
Any luck with the magical Domly waistcoat yet?

subtee -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:55:08 PM)
Okay I got one I've been thinking about: Should I buy a scooter thing like a Vespa? Good: gas mileage, duh. Bad: too much hair to fly around or helmut head Good: not as much as a new car Bad: can't take all the kids and friends Good: look cuter riding it than in "Sue" (minivan) Bad: over exposure--work clothes, including lots of dresses and skirts (no undies) Good: fun Bad: where do I put my coffee? Good: economical to buy and use for me Bad: Sue needs replacing soon What do you think?

lalbobbilynn -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 1:00:00 PM)
DUDE ......... You never answered, You merely skated over! Tsk, Tsk, allow me to me more forthright and less hormonal (yeah right!)!! Am i in Hell (Michigan)?! i thought i was moving to hell (NC, heat/humidity; my ex; now there is the shining star of my children, alas when my 13y/o opens his mouth and informs me i am soooooooooo unintelligent and lacking in to many ways to expound on i revert back to my theory of hell!!)?? Where the hell is hell?! Am i in hell, am i going to hell .......... what the flippin hell already .......... swami, dude shed some light, i am so fading fast here!!! [sm=wtf.gif]

Jinger -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 1:01:53 PM)
quote: Any luck with the magical Domly waistcoat yet? Have you been in Lord of The Rings by any chance? It’s just that picture is really familiar. I wouldn't give credit solely to the waistcoat, no. I'm so much taller than a hobbit.

Jinger -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 1:36:58 PM)
quote: Okay I got one I've been thinking about: Should I buy a scooter thing like a Vespa? Good: gas mileage, duh. Bad: too much hair to fly around or helmut head Good: not as much as a new car Bad: can't take all the kids and friends Good: look cuter riding it than in "Sue" (minivan) Bad: over exposure--work clothes, including lots of dresses and skirts (no undies) Good: fun Bad: where do I put my coffee? Good: economical to buy and use for me Bad: Sue needs replacing soon What do you think? I think you're mind is in the right place when it comes to the economy, but there's also a question of practicality. I'm not sure where you live, but if this scooter was to replace your car...how much fun would it be to drive in the winter? You definitely couldn't drive it on the highway. If you're going to replace a car, then buy a car. But if you want to ride around being eco-friendly then just buy a bicycle. It's better for you, and the planet. And you can take the kids if you buy them some too. You can get very good, very cheap used bikes if you know where to look.

Jinger -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 1:40:06 PM)
quote: DUDE ......... You never answered, You merely skated over! Tsk, Tsk, allow me to me more forthright and less hormonal (yeah right!)!! Am i in Hell (Michigan)?! i thought i was moving to hell (NC, heat/humidity; my ex; now there is the shining star of my children, alas when my 13y/o opens his mouth and informs me i am soooooooooo unintelligent and lacking in to many ways to expound on i revert back to my theory of hell!!)?? Where the hell is hell?! Am i in hell, am i going to hell .......... what the flippin hell already .......... swami, dude shed some light, i am so fading fast here!!! Oh sorry about that. Like I said before I wasn't quite sure I followed you. You might want to include a touch more questions next time. So "where the hell is hell?" I think it's currently in Darfur.

Raechard -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 1:43:09 PM)
Evaluate the following: ⌠2⌠3 \| \|(y^2-xy)dydx ⌡0⌡1 (edit: limits clarification)

lalbobbilynn -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 1:46:48 PM)
Right ok, well as long as it is NOT Michigan, nor NC i am simply in the warming seat then!!! b.~

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 2:35:42 PM)
how come weiner hot dogs come in a package of 10 and jumbo hot dogs come in a package of 8?

Jinger -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 5:11:40 PM)
quote: how come weiner hot dogs come in a package of 10 and jumbo hot dogs come in a package of 8? Well. Think of it this way: Rat poison comes in a big ol spray bottle, but cyanide comes in a tiny glass jar. It doesn't really matter because they'll both kill you if you eat enough of it.

Jinger -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 5:12:50 PM)
quote: Evaluate the following: ⌠2⌠3 \| \|(y^2-xy)dydx ⌡0⌡1 No.

Jinger -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 8:46:01 PM)
Keep em coming.

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